Dude im sorry to say you suck at getting unstuck... Theres been many times where I have helped people get unstuck like you and it took me 4 hours to get them unstuck. The way you need to do it is get one of those trees and cut them down then you use the logs at a high lift point and jack your front end up all the way until you can get some stuff under there. If you can get some Palettes and when you have it high enough you put them underneath the jeep then you get some one to give you a tug until you get out. I used to live in flagstaff and the mud out there gets really soupy and one of my buddies always like to hit the hard stuff in a Toyota with 31's and he got him self just as stuck as you and his buddies tried to get him out and he was in a ford f250 super duty he ended up getting stuck. So I came out in my jeep mind you this is when I had 33's with 3.07's and was able to get them out in 3 hours. Here are some pics from that night.
dude,when you don't have pallets, or.... friends for that matter LOL it is a little harder than that.naw, but really my friend with the jeep is scared to go back there now and i have asked 2 other people who have stopped to look,a dodge 4x4 and a tj on like 32's.the park ranger won't come out either.on top of that none of my other friends will help cause they have jobs LOL!i think I'm doing pretty good for being all by my self.and the mud.when you go to get a shovelful the shovel gets sucked into the goop so you plant your feet to pull it out and your shoes stay in the mud.you guys don't understand how sloppy this stuff is.part clay,part red oklahoma mud.
Pulling the ford out
Trying to get the Yota out
just takes some time.
The old jeep