Who visits the Red River Chapter boards?

[MischiefMan]

Aren't they ALL cousins?

 

[iluv83vettes]

yes

 

[rogersjeep]

Pearland here.
I take a look everynow and then.
Met a couple of you fockers.
Hope to meet a few more.

 

[Ralph]

Howdy

Thought I'd add this:

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant
following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping
his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look
good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter,
'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have
excellent taste! Those are called Cojones
de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight
this morning. A delicacy!'


The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there is only one
bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your
order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed
his order and that evening was served the one and only
special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called
to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious,
but they are much, much smaller
than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

 

[xxmidianxx]

even thought I have been out of pocket... you guys know I an still here.

 

[MischiefMan]

even thought I have been out of pocket... you guys know I an still here.

Who are you again??? :shocked:

 

[XJ Eric]

Hi guys!!! Been around a while. I was the guy who got flamed for suggesting Oklahoma shouldn't be part of the Midwest Chapter, :roflmao:

 

[Dustin_Z]

That's funny I've heard the same joke about folks from Ark. but it was men and their cousins.

Damn straight! You don't know the half of it! Do you know how to circumcise an Arkansas redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw! :smootch:

I'm not from Arkiesaw, and given the chance I'd be packing everything I own and move tonight! I'm not even sure recognises my home state as part of the US! ITS NOT CANADA DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mudderoy]

Damn straight! You don't know the half of it! Do you know how to circumcise an Arkansas redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw! :smootch:

I'm not from Arkiesaw, and given the chance I'd be packing everything I own and move tonight! I'm not even sure recognises my home state as part of the US! ITS NOT CANADA DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!

My brother lived in Ark. most of his life. Beautiful state.

 

[hintonsooner]

I'm not even sure recognizes my home state as part of the US! ITS NOT CANADA DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Colorado?

 

[Dustin_Z]

Colorado?

No, Southern Saskatchewan. AKA North Dakota

 

[Tarakian]

I'm near Dallas lil' town called Glenn Heights

 

[aaronh]

Im here when I can

 

[StylerG]

here
in oklahoma city....part of the texas chapter errr red river chapter

 

[eflores]

i m in drubken xj land

 

[drifto77]

Iam here too.

 

[uniquexjbannon]

Chris--Texarkana.... here I am

 

[mapman]

I troll this forum looking for XJ specific tech, but this chapter has turned more into beer, bitchin, and bullshit. I find I have to comb thru the other regions for anything valuable.

 

[dennisreddish]

It's the Happy Hour Chapter!

 

[dennisreddish]

and the, let's get 16 year olds drunk till they puke chapter!