The Pinko Left Joke Thread

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Hello, My name be Eboneesha Li Herenandez. I am a African
Hispanic Asiatic-American Girl who just got a award for
being the bess speler in class. I got 67% on the speling
test and 30 points being black, 5 points for not bringin
drugs into class, 5 points for not bringin guns into class,
and 5 points for not gettin pregnut during the cemester. It
be hard to beat a score of 120%. White dude who sit nex to
me is Jody McGee from Ocala . He got a 97% on the test but
no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as
the opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all
Dimocrafts and Liberuls for suportin Afermative action.
You be showin da way to true eqwallity.
I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor
when Barrac take over da healtcare in dis kuntry.

 

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Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for

banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt

with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.


At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked

the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to

slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in

total silence.


Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands

together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'


Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the

quiet and said: ''Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!'