Worst action movies

[Vanimal]

Bad ass was good horrible so was machete

yep. machete was better, but you just can't turn off any movie with Danny Trejo in a fanny pack.

 

[boostamante]

yep. machete was better, but you just can't turn off any movie with Danny Trejo in a fanny pack.

haha, so true. he made it look bad ass.

Those Nazi characters were retarded too.

 

[XJLI]

dude machete was awesomely bad. movies like open water are just bad.

 

[boostamante]

dude machete was awesomely bad. movies like open water are just bad.

So bad but good that they are making "Machete Kills" the sequel

"Machete Kills Again" will be the 3rd one.

 

[XJLI]

So bad but good that they are making "Machete Kills" the sequel

"Machete Kills Again" will be the 3rd one.

ya. those movies are MADE to be bad though. movies like battleship that are made to be serious action epics but turn out horrible are pretty much unwatchable.

 

[urban yan]

dude machete was awesomely bad. movies like open water are just bad.

Some movies are so utterly terrible that they elevate themselves to comical levels of awesomeness. Reindeer Games comes to mind; I know it's terrible, but it doesn't stop me from watching it every christmas.

 

[Ian Christiansen]

Black Belt Jones. Terribly awesome. Here's the opening credits.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=APTdjG6Xo9A

 

[MT Mike]

Battle: Los Angeles sucked.
Any of the 287 Fast and Furious movies.

 

[KRAKER]

I've never made it through

5th Element with ole Brucy

 

[DrMoab]

I've never made it through

5th Element with ole Brucy

That's probably on my top ten list of favorite movies. Lol.

 

[Lurch]

That's probably on my top ten list of favorite movies. Lol.

Weird, good flick. The Chris Tucker character makes the movie. And of course Mila Jovovich.

Army of Darkness was always one of those terribly awesome ones for me.

 

[Talyn]

Multipass

 

[tbburg]

Oh god,.. "The Fifth Element",..

Once you get past Tucker's,.. annoyingness,.. you start to realize how brilliant the acting for that part was.

Are we green?

What about "Smokin' Aces"

 

[bjoehandley]

Forgot about "Smokin' Aces", that was pretty damn bad too.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

how has nobody mentioned the "expendables" movies yet? I didn't think they could have out done the first one but in the second one chuck norris was in it and actually made a chuck norris joke... I was like really? come ooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Lowrange2]

That's probably on my top ten list of favorite movies. Lol.

Me too.

how has nobody mentioned the "expendables" movies yet? I didn't think they could have out done the first one but in the second one chuck norris was in it and actually made a chuck norris joke... I was like really? come ooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn

lol I liked the first one. The big black dude with the cannon was funny.

I haven't seen the 2nd one yet.

 

[Blank91xj]

Battleship was terrible WTF were they thinking the best thing they did with that movie was put brrok decker and rhianna in it. expendables was alright if you didnt think of it in a good movie sense. it was just a man movie blow stuff up and shoot guns.

 

[sandsgg]

Not Really Action But.... Movie 43.... That Is Time I Will Never Get Back, Cant Believe I Paid To See It.



And In Other News I Am Probably One Of The Few People Who Actually Really Liked Waterworld

 

[sandsgg]

Also Shoot Em Up Was Bad Too... Good... But bad

 

[tbburg]

Battleship was terrible WTF were they thinking the best thing they did with that movie was put brrok decker and rhianna in it.

..,and then they gave them speaking roles.

And In Other News I Am Probably One Of The Few People Who Actually Really Liked Waterworld

Yes,..

Yes you are.