So... I'm about to snap. I've lived here at my apartment complex for almost a year now. I've enjoyed the area, and the pad, and for the most part our neighbors. Except for two, and they both happen to live right near me. One chick lives down stairs under me, and has been a snooty B!@#$ since the first day we moved in. That's fine with me, at least you're up front about being a (insert expletive)
The other would be Carl. Carl is a special kinda guy, Carl has "child molestor" written all over him. From the chester the molester glasses, to the akward nerdy demeanor, to the being a 45 year old single dad of one daughter living in an apartment complex. He's always creeped me out, as well as Dawn. He's always tried to be nice, but at the same time sneak around behind people's backs...
He's a lifer for sure, he will not be leaving this complex anytime soon to move on to bigger and better things, and I take great joy in thinking about that. However, the only thing he gets to do is constantly complain to the management. Example: Charcoal BBQ's are not allowed on the balcony, for some unknown fire hazard reason. I, on the other hand, have a PROPANE BBQ. Thus, I feel I am well within my rights and contract to be able to use such an item. Carl disagrees, as does management apparently. Numerous times I've had notes taped to my door, and been talked to in the parking lot about removing the BBQ. I've repeatedly responded with; "If you'd like to come confirm it's a propane grill please feel free, if that still isn't to your satisfaction then please feel free to re-write the lease agreement, and I'll decide if I want to resign."
Well, that never happens, because the complex is relatively empty as it is. To top it off, 3 people have moved out in the past two months. One guy who was extremely cool. The people who moved out were the people directly above Carl, the people beside Carl, and the people upwards and to the right of Carl. He now lives in seclusion, aside from me, who is relatively close but in a different building.
Carl might I add, is also buddy buddy with the B!@#$ below us, and I've audibly heard him complaining to her about random stuff. Like a neighborhood watch.
Now, we have assigned spots. My spot however is next to the lady below us, and instead of making it a hassle for her I've always parked in the guest parking. Which makes it easier for both of us to park, Carl apparently had a problem with this, and has recently informed management. He has also informed management that I'm bringing reposessed cars here and parking them in guest parking, which I have and will continue to do in leiu of driving them an hour and a half to indio the same night. I was approached by management recently about how many cars I had parked in guest parking, I informed here I had no cars parked there, and that if I did, none would be there more than a week, and that is well within the rules. I was also asked to start parking in my assigned space. I happily complied, as to not upset the management
This has apparently bothered B!@#$ below us, to the point of me coming home this evening to her car parked half way into my space. I took this as a sort of "message" to GTFO her space... So I sent a nice message back
HAVE FUN EATING MY ROCK RAILS b!@#$ !!!!!!!!!!
:ILLEGALFLIPOFFSMILIE:
for the tl;dr people: Bish parked in my spot to prove a point... so I parked in my spot too
The other would be Carl. Carl is a special kinda guy, Carl has "child molestor" written all over him. From the chester the molester glasses, to the akward nerdy demeanor, to the being a 45 year old single dad of one daughter living in an apartment complex. He's always creeped me out, as well as Dawn. He's always tried to be nice, but at the same time sneak around behind people's backs...
He's a lifer for sure, he will not be leaving this complex anytime soon to move on to bigger and better things, and I take great joy in thinking about that. However, the only thing he gets to do is constantly complain to the management. Example: Charcoal BBQ's are not allowed on the balcony, for some unknown fire hazard reason. I, on the other hand, have a PROPANE BBQ. Thus, I feel I am well within my rights and contract to be able to use such an item. Carl disagrees, as does management apparently. Numerous times I've had notes taped to my door, and been talked to in the parking lot about removing the BBQ. I've repeatedly responded with; "If you'd like to come confirm it's a propane grill please feel free, if that still isn't to your satisfaction then please feel free to re-write the lease agreement, and I'll decide if I want to resign."
Well, that never happens, because the complex is relatively empty as it is. To top it off, 3 people have moved out in the past two months. One guy who was extremely cool. The people who moved out were the people directly above Carl, the people beside Carl, and the people upwards and to the right of Carl. He now lives in seclusion, aside from me, who is relatively close but in a different building.
Carl might I add, is also buddy buddy with the B!@#$ below us, and I've audibly heard him complaining to her about random stuff. Like a neighborhood watch.
Now, we have assigned spots. My spot however is next to the lady below us, and instead of making it a hassle for her I've always parked in the guest parking. Which makes it easier for both of us to park, Carl apparently had a problem with this, and has recently informed management. He has also informed management that I'm bringing reposessed cars here and parking them in guest parking, which I have and will continue to do in leiu of driving them an hour and a half to indio the same night. I was approached by management recently about how many cars I had parked in guest parking, I informed here I had no cars parked there, and that if I did, none would be there more than a week, and that is well within the rules. I was also asked to start parking in my assigned space. I happily complied, as to not upset the management
This has apparently bothered B!@#$ below us, to the point of me coming home this evening to her car parked half way into my space. I took this as a sort of "message" to GTFO her space... So I sent a nice message back
HAVE FUN EATING MY ROCK RAILS b!@#$ !!!!!!!!!!
:ILLEGALFLIPOFFSMILIE:
for the tl;dr people: Bish parked in my spot to prove a point... so I parked in my spot too