You know you own/drive a XJ when...

[Carol.92124]

Is that Stage 8 of XJI? Cuz if so, I think I'd better stay away from any beyond the buggy crowd, thanks...

 

[Mr.OverKill]

i have the jeep thing, and now it burns when i pee!!

That's really weird, it doesn't burn when i pee, I pee when it burns?????? help diagnose

 

[CherBear]

That's really weird, it doesn't burn when i pee, I pee when it burns?????? help diagnose

Engine Fire

 

[tbburg]

darn this illness keeps going.... but not followed by any discomfort or itching.....

Maybe not discomfort, but if you apply road salt, important pieces may turn moldy/nasty and fall off.

 

[FlexdXJ]

You know you own an XJ when every one without one is Jealous of your Rack!

 

[hedbutter]

... you got that jeep thing, now it burns when you pee

Wow, and i thought i had a STD:roll:

 

[Carol.92124]

Wow, and i thought i had a STD:roll:

Well, I did have an STD for a while (a Stock Two-Door :laugh3. Finally got it cured somewhat. Lifted my spirits!

 

[ckh550]

....you've bungee corded your trac-bar in place and drove 3 hours back home.

....you learned how important a trac-bar is and what Death Wobble is after bungee cording your trac-bar back in place and driving 3 hours back home.

 

[ckh550]

...when you proudly finish installing your first lift and have 4 random bolts left over, yet it seems to drive just fine anyways.

 

[mrrbby]

You can pull a cps blindfolded.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

You can pull a cps blindfolded.

you get excited when you see an XJ for sale on craigslist for less than 500$ that says "ran fine then one day it wouldnt start"

 

[CherBear]

you get excited when you see an XJ for sale on craigslist for less than 500$ that says "ran fine then one day it wouldnt start"

can you say CPS?

 

[GrimmJeeper]

can you say CPS?

that would be the joke yes.Hasta

 

[NorCalChris]

when youre willing to live off of top ramen just to get those parts you want.

 

[FlexdXJ]

that would be the joke yes.Hasta

:roflmao: He's special!

 

[CherBear]

:roflmao: He's special!

lol, im just waiting for my cps to go out. It seems like a right of passage hahah

 

[GrimmJeeper]

lol, im just waiting for my cps to go out. It seems like a right of passage hahah

the 3 rites of passage of owning an XJ:

1. CPS Failure
2. Fuel pump failure
3. Fuel Injector leaks

those seem to be the ones i see posted the most, #3 not so much anymore tho

 

[88 Wagonman]

the 3 rites of passage of owning an XJ:

1. CPS Failure
2. Fuel pump failure
3. Fuel Injector leaks

those seem to be the ones i see posted the most, #3 not so much anymore tho

Add #4 for the Renix owners:
4. High idle

 

[CherBear]

the 3 rites of passage of owning an XJ:

1. CPS Failure
2. Fuel pump failure
3. Fuel Injector leaks

those seem to be the ones i see posted the most, #3 not so much anymore tho

I havnt had any of those yet... kinda dissapointing. Ive had blown radiator, death wobble, heat-soak issue, and there was that one time my engine blew up... but thats about it.

 

[AL BUNDY]

"the 3 rites of passage of owning an XJ:

1. CPS Failure
2. Fuel pump failure
3. Fuel Injector leaks"

There's got to be more than 3. What about:
4. Having the Jeep Dealer replace the starter when it was only a dirty neutral safety switch.
5. Having your rear wheel take off and take the axle shaft with it (If you still have a D35)
6. Having the serpentine belt fall off because your water pump has gone bad....again.