which would be funnier?

[Ben_Dyer]

I need some help in a decision that has come across my path this week. I am moving to AZ this summer, and my boss is my best friends’ dad. He is been like a father to me ever since I moved out here.
Well any way he decided to pull a going away prank. Monday morning, my boss decided to do the whole water and flour thing (two 5 gallon buckets of each) from the roof as I walked out the back door. Everyone was there and I have to admit it was pretty funny. Any way I told him I was going to get payback and I already had the idea ready.
He enjoys his daily craps, and reads the paper while in there. He also sits on the toilet to take smoke breaks and talks with the other cooks in there. Basically I wash dishes for him and the employee bathroom/ break room is on the other side of the wall that backs to my dish pit. There is a hole in the wall, just under my sinks, that was put there to pass water pipe through. The hole is dang near twice the size it needs to be. The bathroom sink is just above the hole and directly next to the john. I have two ways to approach this scenario.

1. Run a small hose, 3/8'" to be exact, through the hole, anchoring (tape or zip tie) it to the underside of the sink and, aiming it so that it points right at the toilet, for a flank assault.

Or

2. Run a hose through the hole, up the wall, and snaking it over to above the toilet, for an air assault.

And the second part is if I should hit him while he smokes or while he craps.

I am not worried about him being mad or anything since he live less than a block away and we are like family.

 

[hubs97xj]

Replace "hose" with "taser", and you've got a winner.

 

[bigalpha]

I would be seriously pissed (no pun intended) if you pranked me while I'm shittin'. That's a sacred time, boy.

 

[REWSTER]

Wrap plastic wrap around the toilet.....

 

[BigSky89XJ]

Come on, Crap pranks are damn funny!:roflmao:

 

[old_man]

Super glue on the toilet seat.

 

[MT Mike]

Break open a couple smelling salt capsules and toss them through the hole in the wall. It'll get a good reaction without causing any serious harm.

 

[ehall]

let the old guy have a victory and leave it alone

 

[AIbandit]

He smokes on the crapper? That does not sound appealing to me. Almost as bad as a hole that goes to the crapper right where I work. Which is almost as repulsive as a restaurant kitchen that has a hole in the wall that exposes it to the crapper.

 

[REWSTER]

let the old guy have a victory and leave it alone

This!!!
















should never happen

REW'fawking with old people since 1985'STER

 

[xjwisconsin]

tigerbalm on the seat. Burns your ass bad.

 

[bert01xj]

you should run two lines one with flower or one with water. you could also put a bucket of flower over the door so when he comes out all wet he gets the flower.

 

[SleeperXJ]

Aerial assault, then have a dry shirt waiting to hand him when he exits.
You'd win your payback and show respect some :cheers:

 

[AIbandit]

bucket of flower

?

 

[muddypunk]

I with AlBandit on the whole toilet venting into the kitchen. Don't like that at all but for the Prank Aim the tubing at his lap so when it spay's it get's his drawer's and pant's all wet ...It would be to FUNNY :greensmok