XJ Dreamin'
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- Huntsville, Texas
I've seen plenty of examples of user and member encounters with idiots. How many times have you had an encounter and wanted to tell someone, but it wasn't worth starting a new thread?
The examples below were sent to my wife. I can't verify them. Probably, they've all been on Snopes.com for a while, but reading them made me think, "Why not an idiots thread?" If you bump into an idiot and just have to vent, feel free to add on here.
Again, these are not mine, but they serve as examples of what I'm looking for:
Example of: IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
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Example of: IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local TacoBell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceberg.
He was a Chef?
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Example of: IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked !
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
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Example of: IDIOT SIGHTING
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to
cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
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No fair using this post as an idiot sighting!
If you think this is gay then nominate it here.
If you are not allowed to go here, then pay up!
The examples below were sent to my wife. I can't verify them. Probably, they've all been on Snopes.com for a while, but reading them made me think, "Why not an idiots thread?" If you bump into an idiot and just have to vent, feel free to add on here.
Again, these are not mine, but they serve as examples of what I'm looking for:
Example of: IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
_________________________________________________
Example of: IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local TacoBell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceberg.
He was a Chef?
_______________________________________
Example of: IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked !
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
____________________________________________
Example of: IDIOT SIGHTING
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to
cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
___________________________________________________
No fair using this post as an idiot sighting!
If you think this is gay then nominate it here.
If you are not allowed to go here, then pay up!