Georgia Mike
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The wife just E-mailed this to me,and I thought it was pretty funny! 
Subject: How to shower
> >
> > How To Shower Like a Woman
> >
> > 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
> > laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
> >
> > 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If
> > you see husband along the way, cover up any
> > exposed
> > areas.
> >
> > 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
> > make mental note to do more sit-ups
> >
> > 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
> > leg
> > cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
> >
> > 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
> > shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
> >
> > 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >
> > 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
> > conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil.
> > Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> >
> > 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
> > for 10 minutes until red.
> >
> > 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
> > jaffa cake body wash.
> >
> > 10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >
> > 11. Shave armpits and legs.
> >
> > 12. Turn off shower.
> >
> > 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
> > mold spots with Tilex.
> >
> > 14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
> > small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >
> >
> > 15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
> >
> > 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
> > and
> > towel on head.
> >
> > 17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any
> > exposed areas.
> >
> > How To Shower Like a Man
> > 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
> > the
> > bed and leave them in a pile.
> >
> > 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife
> > along
> > the way, shake weiner at her making the 'woo-woo'
> > sound.
> >
> > 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> > Admire
> > the size of your weiner and scratch your ass.
> >
> > 4. Get in the shower.
> >
> > 5. Wash your face
> >
> > 6. Wash your armpits.
> >
> > 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
> > rinse them off.
> >
> > 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh
> > at how loud they sound in the shower.
> >
> > 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and
> > surrounding area.
> >
> > 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
> > stuck on the soap.
> >
> > 11. Shampoo your hair.
> >
> > 12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >
> > 13. Pee.
> >
> > 14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >
> > 15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on
> > floor
> > because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole
> > time.
> >
> > 16. Admire weiner size in mirror again.
> >
> > 17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
> > light and fan on.
> >
> > 18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist.
> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake weiner at
> > her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
> >
> > 19. Throw wet towel on bed.
> >
> > If there is anyone one among you who did not laugh
> > at the truth behind
> > this post, there is something so very wrong with
> > you.
Subject: How to shower
> >
> > How To Shower Like a Woman
> >
> > 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
> > laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
> >
> > 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If
> > you see husband along the way, cover up any
> > exposed
> > areas.
> >
> > 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
> > make mental note to do more sit-ups
> >
> > 4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
> > leg
> > cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
> >
> > 5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
> > shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
> >
> > 6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >
> > 7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
> > conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil.
> > Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
> >
> > 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
> > for 10 minutes until red.
> >
> > 9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
> > jaffa cake body wash.
> >
> > 10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >
> > 11. Shave armpits and legs.
> >
> > 12. Turn off shower.
> >
> > 13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
> > mold spots with Tilex.
> >
> > 14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a
> > small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >
> >
> > 15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.
> >
> > 16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
> > and
> > towel on head.
> >
> > 17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any
> > exposed areas.
> >
> > How To Shower Like a Man
> > 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
> > the
> > bed and leave them in a pile.
> >
> > 2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife
> > along
> > the way, shake weiner at her making the 'woo-woo'
> > sound.
> >
> > 3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> > Admire
> > the size of your weiner and scratch your ass.
> >
> > 4. Get in the shower.
> >
> > 5. Wash your face
> >
> > 6. Wash your armpits.
> >
> > 7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
> > rinse them off.
> >
> > 8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh
> > at how loud they sound in the shower.
> >
> > 9. Spend majority of time washing privates and
> > surrounding area.
> >
> > 10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
> > stuck on the soap.
> >
> > 11. Shampoo your hair.
> >
> > 12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >
> > 13. Pee.
> >
> > 14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >
> > 15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on
> > floor
> > because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole
> > time.
> >
> > 16. Admire weiner size in mirror again.
> >
> > 17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
> > light and fan on.
> >
> > 18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist.
> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake weiner at
> > her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
> >
> > 19. Throw wet towel on bed.
> >
> > If there is anyone one among you who did not laugh
> > at the truth behind
> > this post, there is something so very wrong with
> > you.
