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Arrested for using $2 Bills...

Ludakris

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This was posted on another local site.. thought you guys might get a kick out of it..


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PUT YOURSELF in Mike Bolesta's place. On the morning of Feb. 20, he buys a new radio-CD player for his 17-year-old son Christopher's car. He pays the $114 installation charge with 57 crisp new $2 bills, which, when last observed, were still considered legitimate currency in the United States proper. The $2 bills are Bolesta's idea of payment, and his little comic protest, too.

For this, Bolesta, Baltimore County resident, innocent citizen, owner of Capital City Student Tours, finds himself under arrest.

Finds himself, in front of a store full of customers at the Best Buy on York Road in Lutherville, locked into handcuffs and leg irons.

Finds himself transported to the Baltimore County lockup in XXXXeysville, where he's handcuffed to a pole for three hours while the U.S. Secret Service is called into the case.

Have a nice day, Mike.

"Humiliating," the 57-year old Bolesta was saying now. "I am 6 feet 5 inches tall, and I felt like 8 inches high. To be handcuffed, to have all those people looking on, to be cuffed to a pole -- and to know you haven't done anything wrong. And me, with a brother, Joe, who spent 33 years on the city police force. It was humiliating."

What we have here, besides humiliation, is a sense of caution resulting in screw-ups all around.

"When I bought the stereo player," Bolesta explains, "the technician said it'd fit perfectly into my son's dashboard. But it didn't. So they called back and said they had another model that would fit perfectly, and it was cheaper. We got a $67 refund, which was fine. As long as it fit, that's all.

"So we go back and pay for it, and they tell us to go around front with our receipt and pick up the difference in the cost. I ask about installation charges. They said, 'No installation charge, because of the mix-up. Our mistake, no charge.' Swell.

"But then, the next day, I get a call at home. They're telling me, 'If you don't come in and pay the installation fee, we're calling the police.' Jeez, where did we go from them admitting a mistake to suddenly calling the police? So I say, 'Fine, I'll be in tomorrow.' But, overnight, I'm starting to steam a little. It's not the money -- it's the threat. So I thought, I'll count out a few $2 bills."

He has lots and lots of them.

With his Capital City Student Tours, he arranges class trips for school kids around the country traveling to large East Coast cities, including Baltimore. He's been doing this for the last 18 years. He makes all the arrangements: hotels, meals, entertainment. And it's part of his schtick that, when Bolesta hands out meal money to students, he does it in $2 bills, which he picks up from his regular bank, Sun Trust.

"The kids don't see that many $2 bills, so they think this is the greatest thing in the world," Bolesta says. "They don't want to spend 'em. They want to save 'em. I've been doing this since I started the company. So I'm thinking, 'I'll stage my little comic protest. I'll pay the $114 with $2 bills.'"

At Best Buy, they may have perceived the protest -- but did not sense the comic aspect of 57 $2 bills.

"I'm just here to pay the bill," Bolesta says he told a cashier. "She looked at the $2 bills and told me, 'I don't have to take these if I don't want to.' I said, 'If you don't, I'm leaving. I've tried to pay my bill twice. You don't want these bills, you can sue me.' So she took the money. Like she's doing me a favor."

He remembers the cashier marking each bill with a pen. Then other store personnel began to gather, a few of them asking, "Are these real?"

"Of course they are," Bolesta said. "They're legal tender."

A Best Buy manager refused comment last week. But, according to a Baltimore County police arrest report, suspicions were roused when an employee noticed some smearing of ink. So the cops were called in. One officer noticed the bills ran in sequential order.

"I told them, 'I'm a tour operator. I've got thousands of these bills. I get them from my bank. You got a problem, call the bank,'" Bolesta says. "I'm sitting there in a chair. The store's full of people watching this. All of a sudden, he's standing me up and handcuffing me behind my back, telling me, 'We have to do this until we get it straightened out.'

"Meanwhile, everybody's looking at me. I've lived here 18 years. I'm hoping my kids don't walk in and see this. And I'm saying, 'I can't believe you're doing this. I'm paying with legal American money.'"

Bolesta was then taken to the county police lockup in XXXXeysville, where he sat handcuffed to a pole and in leg irons while the Secret Service was called in.

"At this point," he says, "I'm a mass murderer."

Finally, Secret Service agent Leigh Turner arrived, examined the bills and said they were legitimate, adding, according to the police report, "Sometimes ink on money can smear."

This will be important news to all concerned.

For Baltimore County police, said spokesman Bill Toohey, "It's a sign that we're all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world."
 
funny...:D actually I believe if it his intent to pay a bill, he can do so. If they refuse to take the payment, of any kind, he is under no obligation to pay.


Nice to see a kid with a sense of humor get kicked in the teeth.
 
Ludakris said:
For Baltimore County police, said spokesman Bill Toohey, "It's a sign that we're all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world."
Yup, you've got to worry about sequentially-numbered legal tender...especially when it's got a face value that makes it uneconomical to counterfeit. Stinkin' terrorists paying for their radio installation with fake money; my God, what will they think of next! That could destroy the American way of life as we know (knew) it!! Run for the friggin hills...
 
Jeebus H Krist. No sense of humor anymore. He shouldn't have paid the bill to begin with. Actually, his son should have installed it himself.
 
Ludakris said:
For Baltimore County police, said spokesman Bill Toohey, "It's a sign that we're all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world."

Should have paid the bill in pennies. It's a sign that the world is full of asshats that don't know shit that didn't happen to their favorite celeb or longer than 5 minutes ago. This guy should wait 'til the WorstBuy closes for the night and JB Weld the door locks. I fawking hate people! :flamemad:
 
Urban Redneck said:
It's a sign that the world is full of asshats that don't know shit that didn't happen to their favorite celeb or longer than 5 minutes ago.

Good thing your ok. Your my FAV celeb 'round these parts. :kissyou:

oh...you to mark(lawn Cher')...:kissyou:
 
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Urban Redneck said:
Should have paid the bill in pennies. It's a sign that the world is full of asshats that don't know shit that didn't happen to their favorite celeb or longer than 5 minutes ago. This guy should wait 'til the WorstBuy closes for the night and JB Weld the door locks. I fawking hate people! :flamemad:

Good Call!
 
Baltimore County police spokesman Bill Toohey said:
"It's a sign that we're all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world."

Yes. 9/11 made the pope die, my $6 Guacamole burger at Carl's Jr. fall entirely apart yesterday, and caused lymphoma in lab rats.

For f*ck's sake... Couldn't he have come up with a better excuse?
 
Actually I think there is a law on the books about paying with pennies, it was passed when people started paying parking and other violations with them in protest. When we bought my sons jeep in NJ I had just had the title transferred, got new plates and was parked in front of one of my customers, the meter maid gave me a ticket for no inspection sticker. I was still in the 10 day window by 9 days. Went to the VERY convienent parking authority 3 buildings down and they wanted ME to get proof of transfer from NJ, a copy of the transfer dated from PA when the $#%$# dates were on the registration, it was an attempt to basically extort the money figuring I would pay the $15 vs the 50min one way commute from the notary that did the transfer, not me, I got a very ornary side that way. Got the paperwork faxed to me at the customers site who also happens to have a few notaries on site and took a walk down with my customers lawyer whose laptop I had just fixed :) . Why are there so many asshats in govt postions, is it an unwritten job requirement or something....
 
RichP said:
Why are there so many asshats in govt postions, is it an unwritten job requirement or something....

Yes, we make you produce your ass hat during the interview process.

Last interview, I even had to prove to the panel that it was genuine and fit my head correctly.

CRASH
 
For Baltimore County police, said spokesman Bill Toohey, "It's a sign that we're all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world."

No it's a sign that Baltimore police department's HRD hired a moron.
 
Ludakris said:
This was posted on another local site.. thought you guys might get a kick out of it..


Quote:
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PUT YOURSELF in Mike Bolesta's place. On the morning of Feb. 20, he buys a new radio-CD player for his 17-year-old son Christopher's car. He pays the $114 installation charge with 57 crisp new $2 bills, which, when last observed, were still considered legitimate currency in the United States proper. The $2 bills are Bolesta's idea of payment, and his little comic protest, too.

For this, Bolesta, Baltimore County resident, innocent citizen, owner of Capital City Student Tours, finds himself under arrest.

Finds himself, in front of a store full of customers at the Best Buy on York Road in Lutherville, locked into handcuffs and leg irons.

Finds himself transported to the Baltimore County lockup in XXXXeysville, where he's handcuffed to a pole for three hours while the U.S. Secret Service is called into the case.

Have a nice day, Mike.

"Humiliating," the 57-year old Bolesta was saying now. "I am 6 feet 5 inches tall, and I felt like 8 inches high. To be handcuffed, to have all those people looking on, to be cuffed to a pole -- and to know you haven't done anything wrong. And me, with a brother, Joe, who spent 33 years on the city police force. It was humiliating."

What we have here, besides humiliation, is a sense of caution resulting in screw-ups all around.

"When I bought the stereo player," Bolesta explains, "the technician said it'd fit perfectly into my son's dashboard. But it didn't. So they called back and said they had another model that would fit perfectly, and it was cheaper. We got a $67 refund, which was fine. As long as it fit, that's all.

"So we go back and pay for it, and they tell us to go around front with our receipt and pick up the difference in the cost. I ask about installation charges. They said, 'No installation charge, because of the mix-up. Our mistake, no charge.' Swell.

"But then, the next day, I get a call at home. They're telling me, 'If you don't come in and pay the installation fee, we're calling the police.' Jeez, where did we go from them admitting a mistake to suddenly calling the police? So I say, 'Fine, I'll be in tomorrow.' But, overnight, I'm starting to steam a little. It's not the money -- it's the threat. So I thought, I'll count out a few $2 bills."

He has lots and lots of them.

With his Capital City Student Tours, he arranges class trips for school kids around the country traveling to large East Coast cities, including Baltimore. He's been doing this for the last 18 years. He makes all the arrangements: hotels, meals, entertainment. And it's part of his schtick that, when Bolesta hands out meal money to students, he does it in $2 bills, which he picks up from his regular bank, Sun Trust.

"The kids don't see that many $2 bills, so they think this is the greatest thing in the world," Bolesta says. "They don't want to spend 'em. They want to save 'em. I've been doing this since I started the company. So I'm thinking, 'I'll stage my little comic protest. I'll pay the $114 with $2 bills.'"

At Best Buy, they may have perceived the protest -- but did not sense the comic aspect of 57 $2 bills.

"I'm just here to pay the bill," Bolesta says he told a cashier. "She looked at the $2 bills and told me, 'I don't have to take these if I don't want to.' I said, 'If you don't, I'm leaving. I've tried to pay my bill twice. You don't want these bills, you can sue me.' So she took the money. Like she's doing me a favor."

He remembers the cashier marking each bill with a pen. Then other store personnel began to gather, a few of them asking, "Are these real?"

"Of course they are," Bolesta said. "They're legal tender."

A Best Buy manager refused comment last week. But, according to a Baltimore County police arrest report, suspicions were roused when an employee noticed some smearing of ink. So the cops were called in. One officer noticed the bills ran in sequential order.

"I told them, 'I'm a tour operator. I've got thousands of these bills. I get them from my bank. You got a problem, call the bank,'" Bolesta says. "I'm sitting there in a chair. The store's full of people watching this. All of a sudden, he's standing me up and handcuffing me behind my back, telling me, 'We have to do this until we get it straightened out.'

"Meanwhile, everybody's looking at me. I've lived here 18 years. I'm hoping my kids don't walk in and see this. And I'm saying, 'I can't believe you're doing this. I'm paying with legal American money.'"

Bolesta was then taken to the county police lockup in XXXXeysville, where he sat handcuffed to a pole and in leg irons while the Secret Service was called in.

"At this point," he says, "I'm a mass murderer."

Finally, Secret Service agent Leigh Turner arrived, examined the bills and said they were legitimate, adding, according to the police report, "Sometimes ink on money can smear."

This will be important news to all concerned.

For Baltimore County police, said spokesman Bill Toohey, "It's a sign that we're all a little nervous in the post-9/11 world."
Ought to try to nail them for declamation of character. Ah don't you love a sue happy society.
 
im actually considering paying my 200 bucks worth of outstanding parking citations with pennies. bags and bags of pennies. i hate the parking and transit department so bad at my school. theyre nazis. they change signs in parking lots overnight then write tickets on everybodys vehicles at 3am. parking tickets here are 50 bucks a pop. since im transferring schools next fall, i may not even pay any of them. the only way they make you pay them is by putting a hold on your registration. anybody know of any laws that say you cant pay for stuff with pennies??? is it not legal tender??? and can they refuse to take the pennies as payment for my tickets???
 
What's amusing to me is that you're one state north, and not 3 hours away from Monticello, home of Thomas Jefferson, whose face graces the $2.00 bill, which gives out the $2.00 bill in change any time they can.
 
You know, I used to have similar problems when I was at college in the UK (England, actually) - I'd routinely end up with Scottish or Northern Ireland banknotes, and places would refuse to accept them saying that they either a) didn't know what they were; b) that they were fake; or c) that they didn't accept foreign currency. Don't remember ever having the cops called on me, though.
 
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