So my wife and I are now parents! Kailey Joy Tilson was born on May 19th nice and healthy! While trying to put her to sleep, I started messing around with a Jeep inspired lullaby (got to get them while they're young. 
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So here's my rendition of "Hush Little Baby" for all of our little ones. Enjoy!
A Jeeper's Lullaby
Hush little baby don't make a peep,
Daddy's going to buy you your very first Jeep.
And if your Jeep seems a little small,
Daddy's going to lift it, so you can crawl.
And if the tires can't get through the muck,
Daddy will get Swampers, so you won't get stuck.
And if your Jeep gets wedged on it's rockers,
Daddy's going install Detroit Lockers.
And if your bushings have too much tension,
Daddy's going to build a long-arm suspension.
And since a Jeep's body is thin gauge,
Daddy's going to build you a beefy roll cage.
And if these mods rob all your power,
a Chevy small block will make street cars cower.
And if that small block adds too much strain,
Daddy's going to use one-ton drivetrain.
And if, on a trail you can't move inch,
Daddy's going to buy a Hi-Lift and winch.
And if you want to wheel on dark nights,
Daddy's going to install some HID lights.
So hush little baby don't make a peep,
'cuz you'll be growing up with an awesome Jeep.
And here's our little one, fresh out of the oven!
) So here's my rendition of "Hush Little Baby" for all of our little ones. Enjoy!
A Jeeper's Lullaby
Hush little baby don't make a peep,
Daddy's going to buy you your very first Jeep.
And if your Jeep seems a little small,
Daddy's going to lift it, so you can crawl.
And if the tires can't get through the muck,
Daddy will get Swampers, so you won't get stuck.
And if your Jeep gets wedged on it's rockers,
Daddy's going install Detroit Lockers.
And if your bushings have too much tension,
Daddy's going to build a long-arm suspension.
And since a Jeep's body is thin gauge,
Daddy's going to build you a beefy roll cage.
And if these mods rob all your power,
a Chevy small block will make street cars cower.
And if that small block adds too much strain,
Daddy's going to use one-ton drivetrain.
And if, on a trail you can't move inch,
Daddy's going to buy a Hi-Lift and winch.
And if you want to wheel on dark nights,
Daddy's going to install some HID lights.
So hush little baby don't make a peep,
'cuz you'll be growing up with an awesome Jeep.
And here's our little one, fresh out of the oven!
