Recent content by Gramps

Snap, Crackle, Pop goes Gramps' bones. Boy when I do some of those flexes in my chair my ole back cracks like none other. I think I might have a slight case of the arthritis. This one time I hit a curb too fast and flew right out of my chair. I think I broke my hip but ole Gramps is too much...

Im bumpin this baby to the top just like you youngins bump them dag gum blasted stereos that keep me up at 8 o clock when I gotta get to bed!

Well I finally got one of them super duper cameras that can take pictures and put them on these computers. Enjoy some pictures of my offroad vehicle. http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/public/view/10574 That's my quarter mile chair there. I shoot down that strip in about 6 seconds or so, its...

Boy I tell you what I drive my power chair so hard. I take those turns around the hall at atleast 5 mph. I crank that wheel and just powerslide it good. I get some smoke comin out as I drift those corners. I go through a lot of sets of tires because of the sheer handling that this power...

I remember a few seasons ago when I was pickin corn in the field while I was on my power chair. I was just 4 wheelin it though the mud and pickin as much as I could. Then outta nowhere this tornado comes down and picks me right up in my power chair. I was flyin all over the place. I was like...

Well damn I used to use that good ole Johnson's baby oil back in the day. Its a shame I cant get her up anymore. I mean its like carrying a dead snake in my pants all over the place. Hell I can barely get a piss going anymore, takes me about 5 minutes to piss. The only thing that can get me...

Boy I tell you what. I dropped one of them fandangled M90s on my scooter and you wouldn't believe the kind of power I make. I run a standard fuel line. I got some alcohol injection to cool that hot air down. I been fabricating an intercooler for her down in the retirement home workshop. I...

Well shucks I once wrecked my scooter. I was doin about 7 down the retirement home pathway. Some crazy woman ran out and scared me and I took a turn down this hill. I started rollin, but luckily my rollcage made from 14 gague steel, held me in there. I sure was holdin on for dear life. I...

I like to do shots of the good ole jack, out of the old wooden barrels. In my younger days I could just pick one of them suckers up and chug that bitch.

Oh yah ill be there. You will see me comin in doing a huge wheelie on my chair. You will hear the whine of my supercharger and the motor. I got some big ol mudders on there now so I will just run over the lawn and the curb and not even come in the normal road. I will strap a keg to the back...

I got an m90 on my wheelchair. Its running a 3.0 pulley right now at around 15 psi. The torque from it ripped my old plastic wheels right off my rear axels. I upgraded to some beefier rear wheels and tires. I put some gas shocks on the rear so I could fit those lawn mower tires on there...

Well shucks my wheelchair can do that quarter mile in 10.07@127 miles an hour. I just burn em off in the water box a little bit before I go to get the dust from my hardwood floors inside my house off. I just put a wheelie bar on the back along with a spoiler.

Boy, if I could still get a hardon without using a bottle of Viagra I would get on it. It might be illegal for me since im so old and she's so young. She could ride me in my powerchair baby!

I hope I don't fall and break mah hip! I might lose a year's worth of my pension.

My old creaky bones and my age! I am rotting away as I sit in my power chair.