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Its a JEEP thing if....
1. The coin wash attendant says your jeep is too muddy to use the car wash.
2. You bring home a totaled car from a junkyard for a motor transplant.
3. Your axles sit so high in the air they will not trip the stop light sensors.
4. Your last lift takes you over the 7-foot garage height restrictions.
5. Your jeep is so big and bad that everyone looks at you.
6. Your jeep articulates so well that your hi-lift jack can't get the wheels off the ground.
7. You stay up all night trying to finish your current modification.
8. Your sex life is going downhill while your jeep is going uphill.
9. You've rolled your jeep and you're looking forward to the next time.
10. Your parts dealer laughs when you walk in the door.
11. You go to get the Sunday paper and come back Monday with out it.
12. You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside of your jeep.
13. A scratch or dent is a beauty mark.
14. Your mom can't get in without help.
15. You judge every hill by how much fun it would be to climb it.
16. You puke when you see a Rav4.
17. You take your friends wheelin' and they say, "what trail? I don't see a trail."
18. Your friends wont ride with you, they don't want to end up in the boonies in the middle of the night.
19. Your boss asks his secretary to tell you to wash your jeep.
20. You finally wash the mud off and everyone thinks you bought a new JEEP.
21. You can see over a Suburban.
22. You carry emergency supplies, clothing, etc. because you never know where you will end up.
23. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are at home in the garage.
24. You change your spark plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
25. Your "Parts Department" is on blocks in your back yard.
26. You get more heat from the holes in your floorboards than through the heater vents.
27. Passengers scream "Don't Roll It" when riding with you.
28. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints.
29. You complain about everything, but smile when you fix it yourself.
30. You think "Mud Brown" should be a factory paint color.
31. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground.
32. You feel sorry for someone who paid $50,000 on an SUV.
33. You have all your credit card numbers memorized.
34. You can't hear your $5,000 stereo over the howl of your tires on the pavement.
35. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a donut.
36. Your Jeep's so high your creeper needs its own lift.
37. You have to wear safety glasses to keep the dried mud out of you eyes when you change the oil.
38. It takes 10 minutes to chip the dried mud away from the oil plug.
39. You just hose off in the front yard to fill in that low spot. :wave:
1. The coin wash attendant says your jeep is too muddy to use the car wash.
2. You bring home a totaled car from a junkyard for a motor transplant.
3. Your axles sit so high in the air they will not trip the stop light sensors.
4. Your last lift takes you over the 7-foot garage height restrictions.
5. Your jeep is so big and bad that everyone looks at you.
6. Your jeep articulates so well that your hi-lift jack can't get the wheels off the ground.
7. You stay up all night trying to finish your current modification.
8. Your sex life is going downhill while your jeep is going uphill.
9. You've rolled your jeep and you're looking forward to the next time.
10. Your parts dealer laughs when you walk in the door.
11. You go to get the Sunday paper and come back Monday with out it.
12. You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside of your jeep.
13. A scratch or dent is a beauty mark.
14. Your mom can't get in without help.
15. You judge every hill by how much fun it would be to climb it.
16. You puke when you see a Rav4.
17. You take your friends wheelin' and they say, "what trail? I don't see a trail."
18. Your friends wont ride with you, they don't want to end up in the boonies in the middle of the night.
19. Your boss asks his secretary to tell you to wash your jeep.
20. You finally wash the mud off and everyone thinks you bought a new JEEP.
21. You can see over a Suburban.
22. You carry emergency supplies, clothing, etc. because you never know where you will end up.
23. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are at home in the garage.
24. You change your spark plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
25. Your "Parts Department" is on blocks in your back yard.
26. You get more heat from the holes in your floorboards than through the heater vents.
27. Passengers scream "Don't Roll It" when riding with you.
28. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints.
29. You complain about everything, but smile when you fix it yourself.
30. You think "Mud Brown" should be a factory paint color.
31. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground.
32. You feel sorry for someone who paid $50,000 on an SUV.
33. You have all your credit card numbers memorized.
34. You can't hear your $5,000 stereo over the howl of your tires on the pavement.
35. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a donut.
36. Your Jeep's so high your creeper needs its own lift.
37. You have to wear safety glasses to keep the dried mud out of you eyes when you change the oil.
38. It takes 10 minutes to chip the dried mud away from the oil plug.
39. You just hose off in the front yard to fill in that low spot. :wave:
