88manche
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Portland, Oregon
I got pulled over tonight. I was going down Flavel and a cop passes me. I go three blocks and stop at a stop light and theres a cop behind me. I sit there and go "Huh, theyre out in force tonight." My Girlfriend just looks at me and goes "I guess."
Light turns green, we go, the guy infront of me turns left, even though there is a turn lane. He turns out of the go straight lane. We get through the intersdection and the light come on. Bwoop.
He comes up, asks for license and registration/insurance. I give em, he takes em. He says I'll be back.
He comes back
"How old are you?"
"Seventeen"
"Where ya headin?"
"Winco to get her some lunch stuff."
"Ok. So heres this (hands me my stuff). So this vehicle has so many violations I don't even know where to start. i pulled you over for no front fender flares, your license plate is in an illegal place, then i got behind you and saw you had no license plate light, no mud flaps, the top of your license plate is bent over, and that chain hanging from your bumper is very illegal." (i had wrapped my tow chain around my bumper brackets, and made sure ir couldn't come off)
i say "Oh. I didn't know the front license plate was illegal and This is a Perpetual Project truck, I'm in the middle of doin some stuff to it."
he says "Ok. Understandable. Now I'm gonna let you off with a warning, but if i were to give you a ticket, all this would amount to about $600-$700 worth of fines. You might wanna fix that. But have a good night and drive safe."
I said "thank you sir, you too." And drove off.
Guess I'm lucky. He probably figured "hey its some redneck on a saturday night who's been drinkin. I'm gonna pull him over and see what i get."
Light turns green, we go, the guy infront of me turns left, even though there is a turn lane. He turns out of the go straight lane. We get through the intersdection and the light come on. Bwoop.
He comes up, asks for license and registration/insurance. I give em, he takes em. He says I'll be back.
He comes back
"How old are you?"
"Seventeen"
"Where ya headin?"
"Winco to get her some lunch stuff."
"Ok. So heres this (hands me my stuff). So this vehicle has so many violations I don't even know where to start. i pulled you over for no front fender flares, your license plate is in an illegal place, then i got behind you and saw you had no license plate light, no mud flaps, the top of your license plate is bent over, and that chain hanging from your bumper is very illegal." (i had wrapped my tow chain around my bumper brackets, and made sure ir couldn't come off)
i say "Oh. I didn't know the front license plate was illegal and This is a Perpetual Project truck, I'm in the middle of doin some stuff to it."
he says "Ok. Understandable. Now I'm gonna let you off with a warning, but if i were to give you a ticket, all this would amount to about $600-$700 worth of fines. You might wanna fix that. But have a good night and drive safe."
I said "thank you sir, you too." And drove off.
Guess I'm lucky. He probably figured "hey its some redneck on a saturday night who's been drinkin. I'm gonna pull him over and see what i get."