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Swift kick in the pants

If you ever get around the eastern IA way, let me know. I'll buy you a case of your favorite brew to give my ex (deadbeat mom) wife a REAL swift kick.hastahasta

i might be able to help you out on that if you can wait until july. I am going to ottumwa and also eldridge (davenport) areas then. if you still need it by then let me know a week in advance and i will start polishing the boots hehe.
 
hey bug boy, I am about an hour from Ottumwa, so if you need assistance with the swift kicking, let me know.....have boots, will travel....
 
I am lookng for a "knee 2 the chest" or a "stomp on the head". Anyone know where I can get a few of these? Is that "punch in the nuts still available?
 
i finally repaid kracker at rockfest for the swift kick in pants with a mad dog humping the leg.
 
if anyone would like to go in halfs on a shipment of some overseas knock off kicks in the pants i can get them for 60% off of free. they arent swift but if you can get the target to stand still for about 10 mins they work just as good.


:cheers:
 
if anyone would like to go in halfs on a shipment of some overseas knock off kicks in the pants i can get them for 60% off of free. they arent swift but if you can get the target to stand still for about 10 mins they work just as good.


:cheers:


Are these the Chinese versions? How many mods to make work stateside?

I'm also interested in some sharp, persistent short-hair yanks:scared:

shipped to 80210
 
Not sure, but I believe they might be on back order. If said neighbors wife is hot, I might be able to help ya out with a case of Donkey Punches for her and a kick in the teeth for him. PM me the shipping information.
 
I need about a half dozen of these for my co-"work"ers.
 
Don't have any money for shipping on hand, will you trade for a knuckle sandwich?
 
I need a swift kick to the head to possibly knock me out so I can sleep....insomnia sucks!
 
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the holidays are approaching...better get them before they are all gone!!
 
Yours is already in the mail Tyler! :D
 
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