Yeah... just had to buy a new anti-seize bottle. Had this 1 for about 3 yrs now for other vehicles. Thanks Ron for the encouragement.
I stayed up till 6:00am last night and got everything put back together. I didn't take too many pictures in the home stretch, but I'll post up a final result.
List of some of the problems:
Broke 5 bolts -drilled and retapped 5 bolts (4 rear bumpstop, 1 upper shock mount)
Leaf bolts wouldn't budge - cut and folded to gain access to upper shackle mount. used propane torch/impact/PB blaster/cheater bar multiple times to break loose
Front leaf springs wouldn't go in without a fight - used a spring compressor and removed shocks, 1 body side lower control arm, and sway bar
U-bolts stripped - turns out the u-bolts were too short and were cheaply made, shipped with split lock washers. this combo causes a u-bolt to strip with very little torque. had to make a last minute trip to Napa (correct size for HD springs with plenty to spare is 3" between the legs, 1/2" diameter, 8" long). this was a little long for this application but I'd rather be too long than too short.
...there were lots more but those were the most memorable.