pray for patch

[chedisme]

I was going to make a hedwig joke, but i fgured no one would get it.

happy hernia day Pat.

 

[CTeunuch]

Glad to hear your pull through Pat..

:cheers:

Thanks John!

I was going to make a hedwig joke, but i fgured no one would get it.

happy hernia day Pat.

What's a hedwig joke?

 

[chedisme]

hedwig and the angry inch.

your so uncultured patty McCakester

 

[xcalibur223]

hedwig and the angry inch.

your so uncultured patty McCakester

You're giving him a lot of credit.

 

[chedisme]

You're giving him a lot of credit.

yea the inch was probably an improvement.


but seriously I explained the whole plot to him on the drive down.

 

[ryan13]

Glad it all went well Pat. Wheelin Sunday?? haha

 

[CTeunuch]

Chicks dig scars right?



Too bad I'm not into chicks I guess...

 

[5spd_xj]

just swap out the word "chicks" for another word that rhymes with it.

 

[squashman702]

Hi Patch.

 

[twodoorXJ]

Lol where'd your pubes go ***got?

 

[CTeunuch]

Lol where'd your pubes go ***got?

Somebody shaved me while I was asleep. I'll just hope he was cute.

 

[ctxjlimited]

Nice I had one of those bad larrys done in September on friday the 13th. First three days kinda suck, taking a shit is unpleasant, 2 weeks you'll be feeling pretty damn good, 3 weeks totally back to normal. I have to wear my G-string differently now to hide the scar at work. That's really my only complaint.

Edit: Also don't try to bang your new gash, you'll mess up the stitches.

 

[CTeunuch]

I'm surprised how good I feel actually, I'm sore but I'm up and about which is better than I expected. I haven't pooped yet, but I'm not looking forward to it at all, here's hoping for diarrhea!! I didn't get stitches either, they glued me up, never heard of that before.


Also, where can I see you in that g string...?

 

[ctxjlimited]

Club Castaway in Whately on tuesdays.

I had staples for mine, but I had to have an open surgery not laproscopic. The percs jam you up big time, so the sooner you get off those the sooner you can drop heat. Also those dirty bastards only shaved half my bush. I laughed soo hard everytime I was doing my Buffalo Bill impressions in the mirror.

 

[CTeunuch]

Porn in the corn!!! Never been but I've heard it's a trip haha.

I thought I was going to have laparoscopic surgery, but they sliced me open about 2-3" long, nothing too wild. I wish I got the half shave, that would have been awesome.

 

[kastein]

That's friggin hilarious. Did you finish the job or sport the half and half till it grew out?

 

[ctxjlimited]

I rocked the half bush for a while then brushhogged it off lol