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Wow, look at the two of you... working as a tag team. The spirit of cooperation might be dead in the senate, but it's nice to see you two lovebirds keeping the fire burning nice and strong.
Anyways, not to worry, I have five carefully thought-out ideas that might help reduce gun crimes caused by mentally unstable individuals:
1) Time machines.
2) You have to meet certain criteria before you're allowed many of life's privileges. You need to pass a test to get your driver's license, you need to take an SAT to assess your readiness for college, heck you even need to be a certain age to buy smokes, booze, or porn mags. Our lives are intruded upon continually to validate our claim to such privileges. By the same reasoning, maybe a gun license should include a psych eval ...that's also renewable along with your gun license renewal. The process could be managed via some non-profit organization (like SATs), and I'm sure the evaluation could be drafted into a quick, minimally intrusive format. It wouldn't eliminate all mentally related gun crimes, but it might just put a dent in them.
3) If that idea doesn't appeal to you than you may like this one. From now on all guns will be sold permanently welded onto cars. It's hard to pull a gun into a crowd when it's welded to a car, and it's easy to spot a nutjob coming at you with their car/gun..... it's kinda similar to the movie near and dear to many of your tiny little hearts - Death Race 3000.
4) Those who found the afore mentioned movie, Death Race 3000, mentally stimulating can't have a gun.
5) If you didn't like any of my previous ideas than you can always use that time machine I mentioned earlier to go back, and remind yourselves not to read my comments. It will save you he drama of feeling humiliated by yours truly. And oh yeah, don't forget to kill John Conner while you're at it.
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