Silver60th
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- Texas
This post is for a Grand Cherokee in my town:
For Sale:
Late model, super-charged, Jeep Grand Cherokee 4x4 named: Geronimo. This vehicle has had two owners, a semi-retired dragon slayer and a seventeen-time Grand Champion Jujitsu Master. A very sleek and sophisticated automobile machine that runs primarily on no-lead gasoline, but can also be fueled by adrenaline and pure desire. Geronimo has a legendary history. In 2007 he swam the English Channel...Dog paddling. Geronimo has been to the moon twice. He has also been to the planet formerly known as Pluto, (not to be confused with Pluto, formerly known as a planet).
A polygamist vehicle, this beast has four wives. A porsche, a dodge ram, a speed boat, and a Schwinn tricycle. Should be noted that this car was also married to Liz Taylor briefly. Geronimo goes 0-60 mph in exactly the perfect amount of time. How fast is that? Try him and you will know.
The tires are made of 100 percent American rubber. Recycled from Michael Jordan, Jackson, and J. Fox's used.........tennis shoe soles.
He once raced a NASCAR stock car and beat it so badly that they immediately crushed the car and sold it for scrap. This automobile has done donuts on the summit of Mt. Kilamanjaro and at the bottom of the Baltic Sea. Geronimo knows the Heimlic Manuever but has never used it because he can't stand chokers. He is so easy to drive, you can do it blindfolded. Geronimo knows 32 languages, including 3 that are from outer space.
Although he is a Jeep Grand Cherokee, Geronimo has no actual Cherokee blood in him. He was however, an Apache warrior in a previous life (yes, he is that Geronimo). This car has ran over 12 squirrels, 17 rabbits and will impulsively run off the road to battle rattlesnakes. This car has won every award and honor bestowed on automobiles. It has also won a few that aren't for cars.
I am listing this little shot of adrenaline for only $5,990. Why so low you ask? Because I want to give your average car buyer a chance to experience the overall life enhancement this vehicle has given me. Do you honestly think I trained for years to learn jujitsu? No way. Geronimo instilled the knowledge and training within me as soon as I registered him in my name. He is that awesome. I have included some pictures of Geronimo chillin’ in front of my house for your viewing pleasure. Rock on.
For pics of this beast : http://lubbock.craigslist.org/cto/1706033594.html
Props to this guy for awesomeness
For Sale:
Late model, super-charged, Jeep Grand Cherokee 4x4 named: Geronimo. This vehicle has had two owners, a semi-retired dragon slayer and a seventeen-time Grand Champion Jujitsu Master. A very sleek and sophisticated automobile machine that runs primarily on no-lead gasoline, but can also be fueled by adrenaline and pure desire. Geronimo has a legendary history. In 2007 he swam the English Channel...Dog paddling. Geronimo has been to the moon twice. He has also been to the planet formerly known as Pluto, (not to be confused with Pluto, formerly known as a planet).
A polygamist vehicle, this beast has four wives. A porsche, a dodge ram, a speed boat, and a Schwinn tricycle. Should be noted that this car was also married to Liz Taylor briefly. Geronimo goes 0-60 mph in exactly the perfect amount of time. How fast is that? Try him and you will know.
The tires are made of 100 percent American rubber. Recycled from Michael Jordan, Jackson, and J. Fox's used.........tennis shoe soles.
He once raced a NASCAR stock car and beat it so badly that they immediately crushed the car and sold it for scrap. This automobile has done donuts on the summit of Mt. Kilamanjaro and at the bottom of the Baltic Sea. Geronimo knows the Heimlic Manuever but has never used it because he can't stand chokers. He is so easy to drive, you can do it blindfolded. Geronimo knows 32 languages, including 3 that are from outer space.
Although he is a Jeep Grand Cherokee, Geronimo has no actual Cherokee blood in him. He was however, an Apache warrior in a previous life (yes, he is that Geronimo). This car has ran over 12 squirrels, 17 rabbits and will impulsively run off the road to battle rattlesnakes. This car has won every award and honor bestowed on automobiles. It has also won a few that aren't for cars.
I am listing this little shot of adrenaline for only $5,990. Why so low you ask? Because I want to give your average car buyer a chance to experience the overall life enhancement this vehicle has given me. Do you honestly think I trained for years to learn jujitsu? No way. Geronimo instilled the knowledge and training within me as soon as I registered him in my name. He is that awesome. I have included some pictures of Geronimo chillin’ in front of my house for your viewing pleasure. Rock on.
For pics of this beast : http://lubbock.craigslist.org/cto/1706033594.html
Props to this guy for awesomeness
