Women are like phones

[scottmcneal]

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected:flame:
Have a great day:laugh3:

 

[sittin_high]

so true

 

[stewie]

maybe thats where i went wrong. mine was on vibrate the whole time

 

[Mutant_Xj]

If a woman is like a phone how do you put a woman on silent?

 

[stewie]

thats why mine was on vibrate- i was tired of listening

 

[muddyrocks]

I won't answer... it (she) stops talking to me.

 

[buzzbombxj]

How are women and land different?





Well you can plow them both, but the land has value!

 

[muddyrocks]

ooooh... I'm in trouble if I remember this one!

 

[XJ Eric]

If a woman is like a phone how do you put a woman on silent?

You rub the right button the right way and she'll do anything you want!:kissyou:

 

[muduck18]

Lets see here, I don't see the connection...
My phone remembers things... wife does not
my phone takes pictures... wife does not.
phone checks my emails wife does not.
phone has no problem being touched by other women... wife doesn't like it.
Phone has no problem if I show it off to my friends... wife not such a big fan of when i parade her in front of friends...(so for all u perv's... no its not happening)
Phone does not PMS..... Wife=PMS
phone has no problems riding in the jeep ... wife does not like the half doors or no doors...
phone was provided by work.... wife was not
phone doesn't cost me anything... wife made baby which is extremely expensive.

... I just really don't see the connection here...

 

[muduck18]

oh.... one more thing...
while some phones fold in half and others don't...
my phone does not fold in half... my wife... does

 

[muduck18]

oh, and my phone has a mute button... wife has no mute button...

 

[muddyrocks]

and your wife made babies... you have no idea??

lol

 

[downhillracer]

why are women's feet smaller than men's?





so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.





How do you turn a fox into a cow?





Marry it.

I know too many of these

 

[djwright4341]

Why don't you buy a woman a watch?



There's a clock on the stove.

 

[PosiDave]

Jeep vs Girl Friend

-You can ride both
-Both Cost Money
-You don't like other people riding(driving) either
- They both require Maintenance
- You have a love/hate relationship with both
- You like having a better one then the next guy
- Both require a break in period.
- Steering gets loose with age.
- You like getting dirty with both
- You can sell your jeep when your done with it.

Oh and for the record alotta Xj's run for 200k +.

Jeep +2 vs G/F 0

 

[dphillips]

Do you know why the bride always wears white?
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wait for it
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You want the dishwasher to match the rest of the appliances don't you?
:shocked:

 

[muduck18]

Do you know why the bride always wears white?
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wait for it
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You want the dishwasher to match the rest of the appliances don't you?
:shocked:

How did this thread get to this...?
I must have started it...
Sorry...
but for the record... my appliances are stainless steel...

 

[PosiDave]

haha. It is a jeep forum I think atleast 95% of the people on here love women and jeeps. sometimes you have to joke about the pain in the asses that come in life.

 

[muddyrocks]

How did this thread get to this...?
I must have started it...
Sorry...
but for the record... my appliances are stainless steel...

so, you married a toaster? haha