Windows issue...

[canadian_xj]

Ya know when you put your cursor over a thread and the little window appears to let you read more text? Is there a way to stop it from disappearing after 2-3 secs?

 

[rocklandxjer]

click the thread and read it there

 

[RTicUL8]

One of these will work:

1) Alt + F4

2) Hit the Windows button + the letter "L"

3) Move the mouse cursor back and forth over the thread title.

try all three!!:thumbup:

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[canadian_xj]

Neither of those replies answers my question. Why even waste your time.....

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Neither of those replies answers my question. Why even waste your time.....

 

[RichP]

yea, x2...geeze, whats he want a house call...

 

[XJ Dreamin']

yea, x2...geeze, whats he want a house call...

If you don't like Windows, write your own OS/GUI

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Neither of those replies answers my question. Why even waste your time.....

The real question is: Why did you waste their time?

My 6yo keeps asking me questions like, "How come Darth Vader can only breath through his mouth?" WHAT???? My stock answer is, "I didn't write the script. I don't know. Send an email to Mr. Lucas."

Try dopping Mr. Gates a note. I'm sure he'd be happy to help you out :thumbup:

 

[RTicUL8]

Neither of those replies answers my question. Why even waste your time.....

I think of it as more of like an "extra time" filler.

 

[RTicUL8]

Neither of those replies answers my question. Why even waste your time.....

Or here's another one sure to get :flame: :


Oh...I noticed that you're from up north.
You see...I don't have anything else to do.

We don't actually work here in the U.S.
That's what the illegals are for...

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[XJ Dreamin']

Or here's another one sure to get :flame: :


Oh...I noticed that you're from up north.
You see...I don't have anything else to do.

We don't actually work here in the U.S.
That's what the illegals are for...

===

I'm sure, if his hand gets tired hoovering the mouse over the thread, we could export a couple of illegals up there to cover that for him.

 

[RTicUL8]

I'm sure, if his hand gets tired hoovering the mouse over the thread, we could export a couple of illegals up there to cover that for him.

Why export?

I think they just natually move north by themselves.

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[Glenn B]

Slow your clock down maybe. Mine seems to display for ~5 seconds. Or, move your mouse away, then back. It is not like it displays a whole paragraph.

 

[canadian_xj]

You dudes are pretty funny! I did get a great laugh out of the replies.

Please do export some illegals up here, I use some extra hands in the garden.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

You dudes are pretty funny! I did get a great laugh out of the replies.

Please do export some illegals up here, I use some extra hands in the garden.

We'll have to put you on the waiting list. They're very popular right now.

 

[canadian_xj]

What if I pay extra? Can I get bumped up? It's a big garden! Being in BC and all.....

 

[Blaine B.]

What's WIN + L do?

Logoff? I'm guessing.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

What if I pay extra? Can I get bumped up? It's a big garden! Being in BC and all.....

If you're gonna pay extra, you might as well hire an American..or Canadian. Wait, do they work? Canadians, I mean. No, they must work or they would be innundated with illegals just like us shiftless Americans.

If you pay enough extra, I'll come do your garden. What kind of entertainment does BC offer for the family..on your tab, of course. Entertaining the wife and kids while I fix your garden would be part of the package..plus health, life, disability, workers comp, taxes, vacation and sick days..the usual. Do you have the number for your garden workers local chapter. I'll need to transfer my union membership.

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Oh, and retirement. I forgot about the retirement plan. If you want me to gussy up your garden, I'll need to see the prospectus for your retirement plan.

 

[HaleYes]

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