The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

[490Chaser]

Throw all these people in a room... Who would come out alive?

Edit: pole is up

it should be 13 men enter... one man leaves

 

[Glenn B]

Re: The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

probably the smell of Bruce Lee's decayed corpse would run them all out of the room. Hello!

 

[OT]

Re: The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

Seriously, Norris would win.

 

[riverfever]

Re: The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

Well...I need to do some research on things before I cast my vote. I might even throw someone in that's not in the title. I can pretty much narrow it down to 2 or 3 if I come up with another. We ALL know that Mr. T is a puss that couldn't fight (or act) his way out of a wet paper sack.

What a dipstick:

I gotta get back to ya on the rest of the field though.

 

[IntrepidXJ]

Re: The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

you forgot Jack Bauer :roll:

 

[Gil BullyKatz]

Re: The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

Pope John Paul II coulda mopped the ring with all of 'em...

but unfortunately...

It's all theoretical now.

 

[riverfever]

Re: The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

OK...I had to organize my thoughts. It didn't take long. First of all...I'm a little disappointed. The list sucks and they're all sisses ('cept you Terrie...you're all man).

Hogan's not even an actor.
Several of them are actors at best (Sly, Norris, Van Dork, Seaqueer, etc). Bruce Lee is the only one worthy of any type of recognition in that list. He's obviously a true warrior. A master. However, as much as I like to suit up in my Bruce Lee Underoos, you forgot one American icon. Damn you for overlooking my personal idol. Whhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

You're the man Nature boy!!!

 

[riverfever]

Re: The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

you forgot Jack Bauer :roll:

Please...I loved him in Young Guns but every time he talks on 24, he sounds like he's tryin' to push one through....unsuccessfully.

 

[prb24]

My vote goes to this guy.

(right click/save as)

 

[mdl]

I vote for terry... that MWC croonie...

 

[Beej]

The Hulkster: big, probably pretty tough, but damn he's a brokedown fat, bald and goatee'd old man, sucka...

Bruce Lee: contrary to Steve Martin's assertions, dead men might be able to wear plaid, but they can't fight worth a shiznit, yo...

Mr. T: face it, the man's a shoe-in for the title...

Steven Seagal: okay, if it was a dramatic clothesline competition, this wannabe Japanese superhero might step it up, but dollars to donuts, he can't do jack anymore on account of the giant beer gut throwing out his centre of gravity...

Scott "The Hebrew Hammer" Fischer: I thought 'The Hebrew Hammer' was his porn name... :dunno:

Chuck Norris: yawn. I'm not even going to dignify this inclusion with an insult. Get real you homo...

Jean Claude Van Damme: I'm pretty sure that anything claiming to be from Belgium doesn't exist...

Sly Stallone: 5' 6", 135lbs. I'm pretty sure my cat could take him...

Okie Terry: I wouldn't put it past him. If he can get elected here, I'm pretty sure he can do anything...

John Wayne: come on, the guy was a card-carrying pedophile...

Chow Yun Fat: lots of carefully choreographed drama, no real chops...

He-Man: what do you expect a f**king cartoon to do? What are you, eight?

Arnold 'The Governator' Schwarzenegger: Lots of flash, no meaning...


T takes the title, hands down...

 

[OT]

Oh, shiznit!
I didn't even see myself on the list!

 

[IntrepidXJ]

Oh, shiznit!
I didn't even see myself on the list!

:roll:

 

[afd516]

Re: The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

Dick Cheney. He would just shoot them all. :laugh3:

 

[riverfever]

Re: The Ultimate Who can kick Who's But Thread...Mr.T, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and more!

OK Beej...you can dance from The Nature Boy but you can't hide.

Bottom Line...Rick Flair IS world class and kickin' a$$.

 

[Beej]

Bottom Line...Rick Flair IS a world class sexually ambiguous transvestite who spends an inordinate amount of time checkin' out male a$$.

Fixded it fer yuh..

 

[Lincoln]

Oh, shiznit!
I didn't even see myself on the list!

I voted for you. Not because I really care if you would win or not, but just to see you get your butt kicked.

You potentially could be the last one standing. The others wouldn't consider you a worthy advisary beat each other down first. Who knows.

 

[Sniggs]

Bea Arthur

 

[riverfever]

Fixded it fer yuh..

Uhhhh...you, Sir, WILL BE going to hell for that. While down there...Rick will be beatin' yer a$$.

 

[Geepfreak]

So I'm still a fan,, big deal...


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