T S A Screening Stats.

[scottmcneal]

The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results




October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:



Terrorists Discovered



0



Transvestites



133



Hernias



1,485



Hemorrhoid Cases



3,172



Enlarged Prostates



8,249



Breast Implants



59,350



Natural Blondes



3



It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.




Thought you'd like to know.









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[joe_peters]

ROTFLMFAO!

Ask me why I don't fly anymore.

 

[Vanimal]

wow, the pat downs are getting thorough.

 

[sandsgg]

TSAs getting more thorough than the doctors these days

 

[kastein]

133 TSA agents got what they deserved