wolfpackjeeper
NAXJA Forum User
- Location
- 500' and 500KCAS, RAF lakenheath
1) business must be conducted in the capital or your office, not at country clubs or power lunches, the founders built the building for a reason, lets use it
2) All votes must be input in the capital building, and they will be preceeded by a discussion. All bills will be read aloud as written before the vote
3) all bills have a 2 day lag period. The president has sufficient power to protect nation interests in the short term, why don't you THINK first.
4) The work week is from Monday to Friday, not Tuesday to Thursday. Going home can wait for recesses. Other than that you can have the same vacation and sick days as the rest of the federal employees.
5) "Fact Finding" is fine, but it will be done on your dime, not the taxpayers, and you will not accept trips as a gift. All travel and accommodations will be payed for from your salary
6) voted pay increases are still possible, but you must put it on the ballot for your district. Your district will be the one deciding you earned it, not you
7) Retirement will granted on the same scale as the rest of the federal workers. Not after 6 years. 1 term will not get you full retirement
8) Aids will be paid for out of your salary, not my tax dollars. I did not vote for them, they do not work for me. If you need the extra help I am sure you can spare the cash to pay for it.
9) All members will have a person assigned to stand behind them with a wiffle ball bat. If you speak you will be hit in the head, so make sure that what you say is worth the wack. If you are giving a speech, you will be hit no less than once per minute. This item also will apply to the president and any department head.
10) Before any spending bill vote, you will enter the chamber then leave, walk to the Washington monument, and touch it. At that point if you feel the bill is important to the country, you may walk back and vote for it. If you have thought about it and the bill is unnecessary, you may take a cab at your expense and vote nay.
2) All votes must be input in the capital building, and they will be preceeded by a discussion. All bills will be read aloud as written before the vote
3) all bills have a 2 day lag period. The president has sufficient power to protect nation interests in the short term, why don't you THINK first.
4) The work week is from Monday to Friday, not Tuesday to Thursday. Going home can wait for recesses. Other than that you can have the same vacation and sick days as the rest of the federal employees.
5) "Fact Finding" is fine, but it will be done on your dime, not the taxpayers, and you will not accept trips as a gift. All travel and accommodations will be payed for from your salary
6) voted pay increases are still possible, but you must put it on the ballot for your district. Your district will be the one deciding you earned it, not you
7) Retirement will granted on the same scale as the rest of the federal workers. Not after 6 years. 1 term will not get you full retirement
8) Aids will be paid for out of your salary, not my tax dollars. I did not vote for them, they do not work for me. If you need the extra help I am sure you can spare the cash to pay for it.
9) All members will have a person assigned to stand behind them with a wiffle ball bat. If you speak you will be hit in the head, so make sure that what you say is worth the wack. If you are giving a speech, you will be hit no less than once per minute. This item also will apply to the president and any department head.
10) Before any spending bill vote, you will enter the chamber then leave, walk to the Washington monument, and touch it. At that point if you feel the bill is important to the country, you may walk back and vote for it. If you have thought about it and the bill is unnecessary, you may take a cab at your expense and vote nay.
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