Kick in the pants

[seanR]

Come over and get it.

 

[MT Mike]

http://www.naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=968180

:farmer:

 

[GrimmJeeper]

these are those cheap imported knockoffs i was talking about, notice they aren't swift

 

[KRAKER]

LMAO!

 

[kastein]

I hear there are 219 people in Washington DC who could use a couple of these each. Think you have enough in stock?

 

[ZipperheadXJ00]

I'll send production into overdrive for that order!

 

[westvirginia24976]

I'll send production into overdrive for that order!

I wouldn't want you to run out. Better make it a six pack for each.

 

[$450JEEPxj]

are they only for the rear? can they be used for the front of the pants too?

 

[Hellbent]

yeah, you just need to specify the adjustable one with the triple set screws.

 

[GrimmJeeper]

New items available, for $0 more you can add a can of whoopass to your order for that added power gain.

 

[jakeWI]

when can I get mine?

 

[GrimmJeeper]

I'm sorry to break the news, but our factory has been destroyed. It seems someone dropped a whole crate of the Chuck Norris whoop-ass cans, and well I'm sure you can imagine what 144 Chuck Norri on the loose would do to a building.

Thankfully no-one was hurt, but it looks like we're going to have to go back to making these by foot one at a time.

 

[ZipperheadXJ00]

HAHAHA!

 

[eflores]

muhuhahaha id like to contribute where do i send my resume

 

[kastein]

I have an order to place... ship to Ravenna, OH

 

[shaggybob]

Is the shipping free?

 

[GrimmJeeper]

once payment is received the kick is instantaneous.

 

[kastein]

The order submission page has moved to here: http://www.naxja.org/forum/showthread.php?t=1019428

 

[bigalpha]

Do you offer gift wrapping?

 

[ZipperheadXJ00]

no gift wrapping but we will include a box if needed.