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You make it sound like all organic produce is domestic. Not true. Dole organic fruits come from six different countries. Guess what? Not one of those countries is the USA.- If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and
Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.
This is a very exciting new program that will explain it using the Question
and Answer format:
Question: What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
Answer: It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Question: Where will the government get this money?
Answer: From taxpayers.
Question: So the government is giving me back my own money?
Answer: Only a smidgen.
Question: What is the purpose of this payment?
Answer: The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Question: But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
Answer: Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending
your stimulus check wisely:
- If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .
- If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
- If you purchase a computer it will go to India .
- If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and
Guatemala (unless you buy organic).
- If you buy a car it will go to Japan .
- If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money in
America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it
on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only
businesses still in the US .
He's trapped in a little box, it's hard to keep a sense of humor when you're in a little box...:doh:This was done as a smart a$$, you know a joke...:rtm:
:wave:I like tight boxes :doh:
I am not trapped. I was, but then I found a way out, decided it sucks out there, and went back in. :wave:Darky said:He's trapped in a little box, it's hard to keep a sense of humor when you're in a little box...