If 99.9% was good enough....

[DDCxj]

-The IRS would lose 2 million documents per year.

-Websters Third International Dictionary of the English Language would have 315 misspelled words.

-12 newborn babies would go home with the wrong family every day.

-107 medical procedures would be performed incorrectly every day.

-114,500 pairs of new shoes would be mismatched each year.

-2,488,200 books would be printed each year with no words.

-Telephone companies would send 1,314 calls to the wrong number each minute.

-5,517,200 cases of soft drinks would be made every year with no fizz.

-Two airplanes would crash at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport every day.

-811,000 rolls of 35mm film would not take pictures each year.

 

[d10shun]

...I would have got a full ride scholarship to college
...I would be a millionaire each time I played the lottery
...I would had sex with 13,238 women
...I could beat a L.V. black jack dealer

 

[mdl]

Fawk I forgot to do my taxes...

 

[XJ Dreamin']

-The IRS would lose 2 million documents per year.

-Websters Third International Dictionary of the English Language would have 315 misspelled words.

-12 newborn babies would go home with the wrong family every day.

-107 medical procedures would be performed incorrectly every day.

-114,500 pairs of new shoes would be mismatched each year.

-2,488,200 books would be printed each year with no words.

-Telephone companies would send 1,314 calls to the wrong number each minute.

-5,517,200 cases of soft drinks would be made every year with no fizz.

-Two airplanes would crash at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport every day.

-811,000 rolls of 35mm film would not take pictures each year.

I think most of that shait does happen!

Except maybe the airplanes at O'hare - unless there's a government conspiracy to cover it up

 

[lost1]

I think most of that shait does happen!

Except maybe the airplanes at O'hare - unless there's a government conspiracy to cover it up

Red team, GO!

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Red team, GO!

Don't forget your shades and your little memory flashlight thingies :thumbup:

 

[ckh550]

"If the minimum wasn't good enough, it wouldn't be the minimum."


That's coming from a guy that graduated college with a 2.16 GPA.......THIS GUY!

Chris

 

[XJ Dreamin']

"If the minimum wasn't good enough, it wouldn't be the minimum."


That's coming from a guy that graduated college with a 2.16 GPA.......THIS GUY!

Chris

Here! Here! My sediments exactly. Also my GPA. I did better in Grad school, though.

 

[ckh550]

Here! Here! My sediments exactly. Also my GPA. I did better in Grad school, though.

Your 'sediments'? Your "small amounts of fine rocky deposits at the bottom of a creek?"
Hahahahaa, yeah I believe you had a 2.16 as well. I think you meant 'sentiments.'

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sediments
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sentiments



Sorry, had to poke fun!

Chris

 

[XJ Dreamin']

Your 'sediments'? Your "small amounts of fine rocky deposits at the bottom of a creek?"
Hahahahaa, yeah I believe you had a 2.16 as well. I think you meant 'sentiments.'

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sediments
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sentiments



Sorry, had to poke fun!

Chris

I resemble that remark.