Everyone else is telling a story that happened to them, so, here's one from this weekend.
I was on my way home from a little trip to the Ocala National Forest and played in the mud with my buddies, and, obviously, mud was everywhere, and, we got pulled over, and the cop comes up to the window and tells me, "The reason i pulled you over is because your license plate is completly obstructed." I asked him, is it covered with mud? He then takes a step back, looks my jeep up and down, laughes, and then says, " Yeah, I think so. Wanna take care of that real quick?" So, i got out and wiped the mud off and we were on our way.