Fortunately / Unfortunately Game

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, the border patrol of the country that you were trying to sneak into thought that you were Flores and IMMEDIATELY deported you back to the United States.

 

[XJ Eric]

fortunately, the US didn't want him either! So now they are trying to find a country who will!

 

[Jeepnube]

Unfortunately I broke custody, and stole the last of the V-8 Interceptors, fleeing north to Canadaland!

 

[Swamprat]

fortunately, mad max crashed the last plane in Australia and couldnt give chase for his beloved interceptor

 

[lwbtex]

Unfortunately some people continually post in the wrong chapter.

 

[MischiefMan]

Fortunately, the Canuks thought you were Flores also and in that they have a warrant out for his arrest gladly took you into Canada.

 

[Swamprat]

unfortunately, i have no jeep. so physics do not apply to me!

 

[eflores]

fortunately im here now and i can tell this bastage who me and TOI be

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately Flores does not know how to speak English, so none of knows what he was trying to say.

 

[Exxon Valdez Jeep]

FOrtunatley, I'm wasted.

 

[$450JEEPxj]

Unfortunately ^^^ he is wasted on toxic waste

 

[Swamprat]

fortunately, poison control is saved in his speed dial

 

[avnsteve]

Fortunately, this thread won't last long.

Unfortunately, you're wrong...

 

[ssanch04]

Fortunately it was the best he ever had and he cried

 

[Swamprat]

unfortunately, TPAM would eat this thread alive

 

[Jeepnube]

Fortunately everyone was not paying attention, and I snuck back into the country, but in disguise!

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, he was allergic to the glue from the fake mustache and his whole head turned red and swelled like a large cherry.

 

[Texas Twitch]

Fortunately, the indigenous people that lurk around the border love cherries.

 

[MischiefMan]

Unfortunately, the swelling in his head ruptured and the contents came oozing out; emitting a smell that rivals either the inside of Flores' XJ or a wet yak.

 

[Jeepnube]

Fortunately, a herd of wet yaks were attracted to the scene by the smell, thinking there was a wet yak contest being held.