or:
my wife: "babe there's someone trying to get into our tent!"
me: listening...
skwerly: "f-ing g-damn cold, what the, is this? ... f-ing s--t where..."
me: "its ok, its just skwerly, leave him alone and he'll go away on his own"
wife (terrified): "i hate camping, this is the last time you're talking me into this crap!"
me: lol