scottmcneal
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:laugh3: Happy New Year 2009! :laugh3:
Reflecting back on 2008, we can say we had a great year because:
The blacks are happy - Obama was elected.
The whites are happy - OJ is in jail.
The whites are happy - OJ is in jail.
The Democrats are happy - George Bush is leaving office.
The Republicans are happy - Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election. And all of us are so happy that The election is finally over!
2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget,revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day, he will rest!
Best wishes for 2009.............and remember
"The government cannot give anything to anyone that it does not first take from someone else."