UOB

Waiting on my flu shot, I guess I am...old.

IN IT all you sick bastards!

Those almost killed my dad before he died. Flu shots are bad mojo to some folks.


In it cause I didn't do a flu shot

Never get them, personally. So far, so good. Still here.

David Bricker / SYR

Glad to not be a member of the Knights Templar today. Looks like I'm in it again.

Dinner, dinner, winner chicken; something, something, heart's still tick'n.

Bent said:

Dinner, dinner, winner chicken; something, something, heart's still tick'n.

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But the brain took a train .


Yeah I am

Apparently, or at least as far as I can recall, CRS leads to CFS.

Hmmm...thinking I'm still in it. Now where's my Metamucil?

Bent said:

Apparently, or at least as far as I can recall, CRS leads to CFS.

Hmmm...thinking I'm still in it. Now where's my Metamucil?

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For some reason I read "where's my Metallica?"

I thought to myself, this man knows how to wake up in the morning! :roflmao:

Bent said:

Apparently, or at least as far as I can recall, CRS leads to CFS.

Hmmm...thinking I'm still in it. Now where's my Metamucil?

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JohnX said:

For some reason I read "where's my Metallica?"

I thought to myself, this man knows how to wake up in the morning! :roflmao:

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Now we're talking.

:woohoo:

Guess I am in it. Trying to install a rad in 40 to 50 mph breezes suck. Not getting it done today that's for sure.LOL

JohnX said:

For some reason I read "where's my Metallica?"

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That's the route I should have taken. The Metamucil causes danger farts; and danger farts cause skid marks.

Still here, and very thankful for the weekend.

David Bricker / SYR

Every day is a Saturday David, oh wait you still work.

In it just to piss my family off and it is working.


Love it when a plan comes together

scottmcneal said:

Every day is a Saturday David, oh wait you still work.

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Of course, I still have to work, to support your old butt.

David Bricker / SYR

David_Bricker said:

Of course, I still have to work, to support my jeep.

David Bricker / SYR

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Fixed it for you

Bent said:

Apparently, or at least as far as I can recall, CRS leads to CFS.

Hmmm...thinking I'm still in it. Now where's my Metamucil?

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AAADD

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first
But then I think,
since I’m going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I’d been drinking.

I’m going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don’t accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye–they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I’ve been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I’m going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I’ll be looking for the remote,
but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I’ll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isn’t washed
the bills aren’t paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don’t have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can’t find the remote,
I can’t find my glasses,
and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
and I’m really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I’ll try to get some help for it,
but first I’ll check my e-mail….

In it cause I didn't read that ^


Way to long for old folks to sit down

I understand.

... And the hose in the driveway was never turned off!

After a couple of days here, I made it.

Guess I am still in it.