Fourth of July Party only NOT!!

FarmerMatt · Jun 17, 2006

The party festivities will begin starting mid afternoon Saturday July 1 of 2006 & end when I kick you out. The party will suck & only tards will show up. Pony rides have been arranged by the same dude that's bringing the petting zoo. Shnozzles the clown says he might make an appearance... We’re way out in the country a little north than Fresno. We live way too far out for anybody to actually drive here. I’ll end up spending the afternoon staring across the table at my homely wife & dirty kids hoping that maybe some newbie might show up as we cry over the amount of meat we cooked & beer we bought. I’ll feel bad & eat all the BBQ washed down with the beer because, waste not want not. In the spirit of the season I’l light a sparkler that I bought at the Indian Res. Outside Vegas & promptly burn the house down. My homely wife will divorce me & take the ranch because I’m a loser. My kids will despise & mock me. To top it all off I’ll be banned with the rest of the tards off of NAXJA

. Life Stinks, Don’t Come.

Matt

Matt S. · Jun 17, 2006

Well... then at least let a few of us walk out and take your beer away from you. I hear drunken farmers do nasty things to the animals. We will keep you safe from that.

I got the dark beer!

I am bringing my infamous desert (way more than last time btw) and a handfull of some special fireworks. This time I am NOT drinking DonJulio, I swear.

Ben H · Jun 17, 2006

FarmerMatt said:
The party festivities will begin starting mid afternoon Saturday July 1 of 2006 & end when I kick you out. The party will suck & only tards will show up. Pony rides have been arranged by the same dude that's bringing the petting zoo. Shnozzles the clown says he might make an appearance... We’re way out in the country a little north than Fresno. We live way too far out for anybody to actually drive here. I’ll end up spending the afternoon staring across the table at my homely wife & dirty kids hoping that maybe some newbie might show up as we cry over the amount of meat we cooked & beer we bought. I’ll feel bad & eat all the BBQ washed down with the beer because, waste not want not. In the spirit of the season I’l light a sparkler that I bought at the Indian Res. Outside Vegas & promptly burn the house down. My homely wife will divorce me & take the ranch because I’m a loser. My kids will despise & mock me. To top it all off I’ll be banned with the rest of the tards off of . Life Stinks, Don’t Come.

Matt

What kind of ponies? Can you cancel the clown, they scare me.

Slonopotam · Jun 17, 2006

Scrappy said:
and a handfull of some special fireworks.

Where would you buy these ?
It's forbidden for sale or use in San Jose.

ChuckD · Jun 17, 2006

FarmerMatt said:
The party festivities will begin starting mid afternoon Saturday July 1 of 2006 & end when I kick you out. The party will suck & only tards will show up. Pony rides have been arranged by the same dude that's bringing the petting zoo. Shnozzles the clown says he might make an appearance... We’re way out in the country a little north than Fresno. We live way too far out for anybody to actually drive here. I’ll end up spending the afternoon staring across the table at my homely wife & dirty kids hoping that maybe some newbie might show up as we cry over the amount of meat we cooked & beer we bought. I’ll feel bad & eat all the BBQ washed down with the beer because, waste not want not. In the spirit of the season I’l light a sparkler that I bought at the Indian Res. Outside Vegas & promptly burn the house down. My homely wife will divorce me & take the ranch because I’m a loser. My kids will despise & mock me. To top it all off I’ll be banned with the rest of the tards off of . Life Stinks, Don’t Come.

Matt

What a whiner, I'll bet you want me to bring that salad you like.

I have some connections and I can bring a bounce house, just make sure it stays TARD FREE!!

nickangus · Jun 17, 2006

Slonopotam said:
Where would you buy these ?
It's forbidden for sale or use in San Jose.

you just have to know the right people or drive to wyoming

Jes · Jun 17, 2006

FarmerMatt said:
The party festivities will begin starting mid afternoon Saturday July 1 of 2006 & end when I kick you out. The party will suck & only tards will show up. Pony rides have been arranged by the same dude that's bringing the petting zoo. Shnozzles the clown says he might make an appearance... We’re way out in the country a little north than Fresno. We live way too far out for anybody to actually drive here. I’ll end up spending the afternoon staring across the table at my homely wife & dirty kids hoping that maybe some newbie might show up as we cry over the amount of meat we cooked & beer we bought. I’ll feel bad & eat all the BBQ washed down with the beer because, waste not want not. In the spirit of the season I’l light a sparkler that I bought at the Indian Res. Outside Vegas & promptly burn the house down. My homely wife will divorce me & take the ranch because I’m a loser. My kids will despise & mock me. To top it all off I’ll be banned with the rest of the tards off of . Life Stinks, Don’t Come.

Matt

Sounds cool.
I think I left some tequilla there and I must come and consume it.
I'll bring chips and salsa once again.

XJ_ranger · Jun 17, 2006

Scrappy said:
a handfull of some special fireworks.

Birthday Fireworks?

GSequoia · Jun 17, 2006

Man, this thing is gonna suck so bad I'm going all the way to Washington, D.C. just to be as far away from it as I can.

ChuckD · Jun 17, 2006

GSequoia said:
Man, this thing is gonna suck so bad I'm going all the way to Washington, D.C. just to be as far away from it as I can.

Well that's one tard down!

GSequoia · Jun 18, 2006

Don't owrry Chuck, I'll send fdsa in my place.

Roxtar · Jun 20, 2006

ChuckD said:
What a whiner, I'll bet you want me to bring that salad you like.

Matt

Salad?
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

Jes · Jun 20, 2006

kid4lyf said:
Matt

Salad?
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

"Man" salad.

Bryan C. · Jun 20, 2006

Jes said:
"Man" salad.

Freshly tossed of course....:gag:

FarmerMatt · Jun 21, 2006

Jes said:
Sounds cool.
I think I left some tequilla there and I must come and consume it.
I'll bring chips and salsa once again.

Ummm... Well... I had to taste test that last batch after no body showed up at the last party. I still haven't come to a conclusion so you may need to double the amount this time that you bring. Oh, forget it. Lets just double the amount of Senior Julio that Bryan's bringing.

Chuck,
I think it might be dangerous to mix the Julio, "special" fireworks, 50cc dirt bike, & the NAXJA

retards with a bounce house. I mean it would make for some great pics to put up after the party, but I'm not sure how much of the bounce house will be left.

The rest of you guys leave Chuck alone! The man tosses a great salad & that should always be respected!

I know there's a bunch of lurkers out there wondering whats wrong with these people, but you all are invited as well. This is a great group of people. Women & kids are encouraged to come as well. I've got a beautiful wife & 2 boys (13 & 8). The kids will have plenty to do to keep them busy. Come check out the club & see if you're as screwed up as the rest of us.

Matt

Bent · Jun 21, 2006

FarmerMatt said:
...staring across the table at my homely wife ...
Matt

:twak:
It would be worth the drive to see Jenny kick yer butt for that.

Captain Ron · Jun 21, 2006

FarmerMatt said:
...
Come check out the club & see if you're as screwed up as the rest of us.

Matt

I'm trying to figure out if that's an offer...

Or a warning.

--ron

Jes · Jun 21, 2006

FarmerMatt said:
Ummm... Well... I had to taste test that last batch after no body showed up at the last party. I still haven't come to a conclusion so you may need to double the amount this time that you bring. Oh, forget it. Lets just double the amount of Senior Julio that Bryan's bringing.

I offered senor Julio a ride and he said he'd like to attend.
We'll show up early and fire up the Sawzall on that Cat of yours.

Matt S. · Jun 21, 2006

HA... Jesse! Matt and I were talking about how you would be ready to cut and probably have a sawzall in the passenger seat!

And Ron.... you should come! Between you and opie, we sierra guys could have a serious run for a money.

Slonopotam · Jun 21, 2006

FarmerMatt said:
I know there's a bunch of lurkers out there wondering whats wrong with these people, but you all are invited as well. This is a great group of people. Women & kids are encouraged to come as well.

Then we shall come, my wife and myself. What should we bring ? Instructions, please.

Thank you,
Andrey

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