New Sales Closing technique:

[IXNAYXJ]

Buy the damn car...or else!!!

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j160/ixnayxj/busted.jpg

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j160/ixnayxj/busted1.jpg

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j160/ixnayxj/busted2.jpg

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j160/ixnayxj/busted3.jpg

-----Matt-----

[PDeeXJ]

Taser?

And WTF? Does that PT Cruiser have a lightbar? Ghey.

[pSYChedXJ]

DUDE, you can't make a post like that without a story.......:eek:

- Jay

[IXNAYXJ]

Taser?

And WTF? Does that PT Cruiser have a lightbar? Ghey.It's not a PT Cruiser, GOSH!!!

-----Matt-----

[PDeeXJ]

It's not a PT Cruiser, GOSH!!!

Well, it's hideous. And yes, we need a story. Was the man volunteering?

[5-90]

Chevvy HHR, isn't that?

It do have a light bar, and that is an Air Taser that the cop has on the guy.

Now, what's the story? C'mon - give! Howcumzit there's no salesdroid behind the desk, and why does that guy in the back corner look so unruffled?

5-90

[CanMan]

Taser?

And WTF? Does that PT Cruiser have a lightbar? Ghey.

Its the badass Chevy HHR. :looney:

[IXNAYXJ]

Okay.

So we had some snow recently. As anyone in Washington knows, the whole town shuts down when ever we get any snow because people don't know how to drive. So there we were, hanging out and this cracked out looking dude comes into the store wearing shorts.

He goes into the sales office and says, "I need a fast car. Now."

We all kinda look at each other, not sure if he's about to rob us or what. We hand him a credit app. and ask him to sit down while we frantically dial the cops.

He comes back in 30 seconds tossed the app. down and says, "Man! I gotta have a car. I need a really fast car!!! Now! And I won't pay for it!!!"

Nobody was really sure if we should take him seriously, but we erred on the side of caution. We get him settled down by saying he can have a new Corvette, and he should wait while we put some gas in it and wash it. We're all not really sure exactly what the hell was going on, but we had the local cops on their way.

About this time, some people come in off the street and tell us that the guy just ran into someone on the street in front of us, ditched his car and ran off. It was starting to make some sense, but the guy was high as a kite and semi incoherent.

Nobody was sure if he was armed because he had on really baggy clothes, and either was he was scary enough to be a real threat. The cops finally show up and that when the pics were taken. It took a while for back-up to arrive and subdue him, but he had a taser on his heart, not wavering an inch for a few minutes.

-----Matt-----

P.S. Yeah, that an HHR and the light bar is advertising for Lo-Jack.

[ECKSJAY]

Okay.

So we had some snow recently. As anyone in Washington knows, the whole town shuts down when ever we get any snow because people don't know how to drive. So there we were, hanging out and this cracked out looking dude comes into the store wearing shorts.

He goes into the sales office and says, "I need a fast car. Now."

We all kinda look at each other, not sure if he's about to rob us or what. We hand him a credit app. and ask him to sit down while we frantically dial the cops.

He comes back in 30 seconds tossed the app. down and says, "Man! I gotta have a car. I need a really fast car!!! Now! And I won't pay for it!!!"

Nobody was really sure if we should take him seriously, but we erred on the side of caution. We get him settled down by saying he can have a new Corvette, and he should wait while we put some gas in it and wash it. We're all not really sure exactly what the hell was going on, but we had the local cops on their way.

About this time, some people come in off the street and tell us that the guy just ran into someone on the street in front of us, ditched his car and ran off. It was starting to make some sense, but the guy was high as a kite and semi incoherent.

Nobody was sure if he was armed because he had on really baggy clothes, and either was he was scary enough to be a real threat. The cops finally show up and that when the pics were taken. It took a while for back-up to arrive and subdue him, but he had a taser on his heart, not wavering an inch for a few minutes.

That reads like a romance novel to me. :D

Pretty good pics for holding the phone around the corner. :roll:

[CanMan]

Damn, thats crazy. Some real stupid people out there.

[IXNAYXJ]

That reads like a romance novel to me. :D

Pretty good pics for holding the phone around the corner. :roll:I figured you'd get off on that.

I wasn't around the corner, I was behind the door of a car on the showroom, covering the cops with my M14. Gotta love Aimpoints. :rolleyes:

-----Matt-----

[Sniggs]

Got boots?
getting deep here...

[IXNAYXJ]

Got boots?
getting deep here...Hip waders, my friend. ;)

-----Matt-----

[ECKSJAY]

I figured you'd get off on that.

I wasn't around the corner, I was behind the door of a car on the showroom, covering the cops with my M1A. Gotta love Aimpoints. :rolleyes:

Fixed. :D

[IXNAYXJ]

Fixed. :DAwww, splitting hairs. Suck my Koch. :D

-----Matt-----

[CanMan]

Awww, splitting hairs. Suck my Koch. :D

-----Matt-----

Bet this one ends up in the den... :D

[ECKSJAY]

Awww, splitting hairs. Suck my Koch. :D

http://images.scripting.com/archiveScriptingCom/2005/05/23/coke.jpg

:confused:
If you insist. Make it a diet!



:D

[IXNAYXJ]

Bet this one ends up in the den... :DTrying my best! :D

-----Matt-----

[XJLaredo]

Maybe i can help, they seem to go there after i get in.:dunno:

And as for the banner in the background, Car Fax is a bunch of B.S.

[pSYChedXJ]

but he had a taser on his heart, not wavering an inch for a few minutes.

***NWS link due to language***

Best taser video ever.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jycsQe1F-sE&mode=related&search=

NOW is it den-material :confused:

- Jay

[ECKSJAY]

Jay, that link rocked. Nothing I love more than watching turds get teh Taser. :D

"I CAN'T! YOU F***ING HAMMERED ME!"

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[XJCasper]

Ya Jamez, I concure. There are ways to get around Carfax.

Can't believe someone confused that ugly Chevy for a PT. :spin1:

[ECKSJAY]

Can't believe someone confused that ugly Chevy for a PT. :spin1:

Aren't they the same thing?

[PDeeXJ]

Aren't they the same thing?

x eleventy

[XJCasper]

Chrysler?

Chevy?

Cheap materials and Ugly?

I guess so

[Blkxjkrawler]

Awww, splitting hairs. Suck my Koch. :D

-----Matt-----

Did you mean
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k68/ryanbarrett4/rooster.jpg

Or

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k68/ryanbarrett4/hk.jpg

[John90XJ]

It amazes me how you guys can take a perfectly good family friendly thread about a crack smoking crazy bastard trying to steal a car by robbing the dealership and turn it into a filthy mess......:greensmok

[ECKSJAY]

It amazes me how you guys can take a perfectly good family friendly thread about a crack smoking crazy bastard trying to steal a car by robbing the dealership and turn it into a filthy mess......:greensmok

I know, I can't STAND regular Coke. :cry:

[IXNAYXJ]

It amazes me how you guys can take a perfectly good family friendly thread about a crack smoking crazy bastard trying to steal a car by robbing the dealership and turn it into a filthy mess......:greensmok:roflmao:

-----Matt-----

[pSYChedXJ]

Jay, that link rocked. Nothing I love more than watching turds get teh Taser. :D

"I CAN'T! YOU F***ING HAMMERED ME!"

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Yeah, I used to watch that one on a daily basis. Everything that comes out of the guys mouth is downright hilarious. I can't believe the trooper held it together; I'd be laughing so hard I'd be crying.

Thank heaven for obnoxious drunken retards (present company not included :jester: ).

- Jay

[ECKSJAY]

Yeah, I used to watch that one on a daily basis. Everything that comes out of the guys mouth is downright hilarious. I can't believe the trooper held it together; I'd be laughing so hard I'd be crying.


For me it all depends on the situation and how much backup you've got standing around. There's a huge difference between a funny drunk and an obnoxious/belligerent one. That guy was an obnoxious/belligerent type and deserved every second of that Taser he got. :D Sure wish to hell I had one back in the day for Adam Henry. ;)

[pSYChedXJ]

That guy was an obnoxious/belligerent type and deserved every second of that Taser he got. :D

Hell yeah he did :clap:. Amazing how effective tasers are, although I'd rather take a shot from a taser than get pepper-sprayed ANY day....

- Jay

[ECKSJAY]

Hell yeah he did :clap:. Amazing how effective tasers are, although I'd rather take a shot from a taser than get pepper-sprayed ANY day....

- Jay

Taser doesn't always work as the Taser folks insist. ;) X26 was an improvement on that junk though. w00tsauce! I've yet to be hit with one, however. I did OC training several times when I was younger and have caught it on assists as well. That stuff SUCKS. :D

[Dvipercop]

I've always said, "The day I get shot with a Taser, is the day I get one". Unfortunately I'm getting one in the next month... :( No worries, it'll be recorded for your viewing pleasure. :D

[bass2323]

When I got back from lunch today there were a couple cops at our work and this instantly came to my mind. Ours turned out a little differently, we had some guy take a customers car from our service drive. As of 5 when I left the theif still hadnt been caught.

[Doyle]

Which dealerships do you guys work for?

I work down and Newberg Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep.