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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain...

My favorite:

"Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress"
 
if you dont like that then your a communist and probably gonna get a roundhouse kick to the face.


Chuck Norris once decided to make a vibrator that would simulate the size and power of his actual penis. The result was a baseball bat tied to a jackhammer.
 
BILL BRASKY ONCE...


"Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital."

"The sweat from Chuck Norris' testicles is considered a delicacy in certain regions of Guatemala."

Too much funnay
 
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Okie Terry said:
Thanks.
That's hilarious.
In the 80's and 90's, my dad was the VP of Chuck's organization and his body guard.
It wasn't unusual to wake up one morning and see him in the kitchen getting coffee.
That list is even funnier for someone who knew him personally.
I emailed that link to my dad.:D

lucky bastad'
 
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