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CRASH
July 16th, 2003, 21:04
Seems like everyone these days is getting into the frame reinforcement plate business. You've got your C-Rok plates, your SBS plates, etc.

Not wanting to be left behind, and sick of the spreading network of cracks in the upper corners of my rear hatch opening that were forcing the rear glass out at every obstacle, I have entered the frame reinforcement fray with U.R. Fuked plates.

If you need these plates, your Cherokee is really too far gone to save, hence the catchy moniker of my new "system". Junk it and start fresh with a nice newer rig and a good solid cage. However, if you need your rig to only last till the end of summer, or until you can scrape funds together for a new one, these may be the answer for you. 3/16" mild steel, cut to laser-like precision with the help of Bud Lite and my trusty Oxy/Acet. torch, they are the very definition of advanced technology.

Order today, and I'll throw in my patented bar pin eliminator, eliminator kit.

CRASH

http://home.off-road.com/~xjs/temp/hatchplate2.JPG
XJZ
July 16th, 2003, 21:22
Very nice!! Do they come with an extended warantee?
offroadman83
July 16th, 2003, 21:24
booty fab with some flavor=======I like!:D
Gary E
July 16th, 2003, 21:37
I don't know are you sure 3/16ths is thick enough, I would at least go 3/8ths. And it will probably just transfer the load to another place, like the front frame horns, you know it is the unibody it transfers loads to funny places. :D

You didn't realy reserect that poor hatch did you?

c'mon heres your chance, chop the top and make it the ultimate flexmobile. It will ramp like 2000!
Lupine
July 16th, 2003, 21:42
I robbed the hatch from the future rig, which is why I had to fab these plates to try and make it live with this ultra flexy unit-less body.

This thing was more spineless than the Amoeba-mobile......

CRASH
BrettM
July 17th, 2003, 01:21
Haha! That's great :D

But more importantly: Where did you get that Rubbermaid tub?!?! I've been looking all over for those things... Lowes, HD, Walmart, Target... no luck :(
CRASH
July 17th, 2003, 04:55
Longs Drugs has them, $19.95.

CRASH
Jekyll
July 17th, 2003, 05:03
How many cases of Bud Lite are shipped with each order?:)
CRASH
July 17th, 2003, 06:35
BudLite is only used for the manufacture of U.R. Fuked plates, and is optional for installation purposes.
Rev Den
July 17th, 2003, 06:38
Crash...I have a hatch, and roof for you if you want it.
I like the look, stout. Of course, I like my solution better.

Rev
Jes
July 17th, 2003, 06:43
Sexy.
Are you going to paint them or just leave them raw?
I remeber fixing your junk last year and when I pulled out the spray paint you said "What are you doing, it only has to last a couple of months." :rolleyes: :D :D

Jes
Roanoke XJ
July 17th, 2003, 06:44
My kind of fabber...you do you best work with the more beer ya have....
4ward
July 17th, 2003, 06:46
I don't think the booze can be optional for install. Actually, I think it needs to be some sort of tequilla and not beer.

Sean
FarmerMatt
July 17th, 2003, 06:55
CRASH, U>R Fuked in da head. That must be the most god aweful booty fab piece of work I've ever seen... Where do I order?

Matt
Handlebars
July 17th, 2003, 07:10
Sorry, it needs some catchy design and the "U R Fuked" logo laser cut into the plate for it to make it on the mass market.
XJJPR
July 17th, 2003, 07:21
Someday you're going to have to just shoot that thing and put it out of it's misery...

mark
orgs mfg
CRASH
July 17th, 2003, 07:23
Soon as I get a new motor built, Mark. I'm hunting for a good core and a 258 crank, at the moment.

CRASH
C-ROK
July 17th, 2003, 08:25
Originally posted by Handlebars
Sorry, it needs some catchy design and the "U R Fuked" logo laser cut into the plate for it to make it on the mass market.

And you could really make quite a logo with that too.:D

I'm ok for one right now but I think you may really have something there.

My business is screwed with CRASH is comp now:eek:
Flowers
July 17th, 2003, 10:22
Why didn't I think of that?!?
Beezil
July 17th, 2003, 10:51
and now for the "U.R. Fuked" corporate logo.......



http://users.rcn.com/beezil/public/bird.gif
Bubb_Rubb
July 17th, 2003, 12:03
This shirt with your logo would look darn skippy:

http://home.off-road.com/~kemanuel/forum/shirt8.jpg
CRASH
July 17th, 2003, 12:27
"That's only in the mornin'." (http://homepage.mac.com/howheels/rubpics/woowoo.wmv)

CRASH
FarmerMatt
July 17th, 2003, 12:33
Now that is phat. I love how dumb & dumber about side swipe the parked cars & run the stop sign as they demonstrate the whoo whoo. I gots to get me some so's to be cool.

Matt
CRASH
July 17th, 2003, 12:46
Whistle tips would sound sick with your Flows.

Stroker + Flows + Tips = PhatMatt.

CRASH
BrettM
July 17th, 2003, 12:48
Originally posted by Handlebars
Sorry, it needs some catchy design and the "U R Fuked" logo laser cut into the plate for it to make it on the mass market.

No, I think some Crayola crayons would be much more appropriate.:D
woody
July 17th, 2003, 15:42
Laser Cut HAH! Just hog it out with the blue-pen

Really nice work...You'll fit in in the SE Chapter.
JP
July 17th, 2003, 15:44
Step away from the buzz box, the fumes are gettin to you head.:D
Economos
July 17th, 2003, 16:30
Are they garaunteed to rust? If so, I'm down for a pair.
Stoney
July 17th, 2003, 17:21
And u say we have gheto phabed rigs!!!!!!!!!:D

stoney
Jump This
July 17th, 2003, 17:43
I sit in total awe (once again!) at the creative minds in NAXJA. But the bud lite......I always think better after a few Coronas...
GSequoia
July 17th, 2003, 17:50
Makes you wonder how much better his ideas would be if he were to drink real beer!
Beezil
July 17th, 2003, 19:08
crash, I have a question about the corporate structure of the company..........

is it OWNED by ASSHATS?
Jes
July 17th, 2003, 19:18
:clap: Bravo Beezil, you have now used both of those words in a post!

Jes
Lupine
July 17th, 2003, 20:13
I believe it is a limited liabilty partnership....








.....of jackasses.
Beezil
July 17th, 2003, 20:15
SOLID!

http://205.134.162.76/mp/2002_Undercover_Brother/2002_undercover_brother_011.jpg
MarkF
July 18th, 2003, 10:47
Originally posted by Bubb_Rubb
This shirt with your logo would look darn skippy:

http://home.off-road.com/~kemanuel/forum/shirt8.jpg

That's backwards as in F-U. You need to switch the pictures around and put an "R" in the middle.
Bubb_Rubb
July 18th, 2003, 14:46
Will the U.R. Fuked plates work on my Ford F350? It's getting a 'lil flexy: :eek:

http://home.off-road.com/~kemanuel/temp/fordflex.jpg
CRASH
July 18th, 2003, 14:51
Quality is Job #1.

CRASH
Rev Den
July 18th, 2003, 15:46
You make motor mounts??


LOL


Rev
Beezil
July 18th, 2003, 18:23
do you make death wobble eliminators?
4ward
July 18th, 2003, 18:31
Do you make kits to get welds to penetrate?
Crunch
July 18th, 2003, 18:55
uhhhhhh..........he said penetrate:eek:
JJ13
July 19th, 2003, 01:25
Lmmfao ....woo woo I got tears rolling down my face.
FarmerMatt
July 19th, 2003, 08:59
You're lucky you spelled that thne right way Andy... Boy would their be hell to pay.

Matt
vintagespeed
July 20th, 2003, 22:14
Need to cut some speed holes in 'em and then you'll get my order.

http://www.rockxj.com/images/ghettofablogo.jpg
Bubb_Rubb
July 21st, 2003, 13:29
Originally posted by JJ13
Lmmfao ....woo woo I got tears rolling down my face.

And you haven't seen the half of it, yo.

http://bubbrubb.howheels.org/

http://www.bubbrubb.com/index2.php

http://www.keast.com/slugman/untitled/bubbrubbcolt45.jpg

http://homepage.mac.com/howheels/rubpics/BubLicenz.jpg
Yucca-Man
July 21st, 2003, 15:03
From KRON-TV, Oakland
OAKLAND (KRON) -- Oakland police have begun a crackdown on whistle tips - the notorious noise makers that people install in the exhaust systems of their cars. Undercover officers are citing muffler shops that install them, and giving drivers with them $91 tickets.

Driver Bubb Rubb bragged about having the noisemakers, "The whistles go woo... woooo."

Neighbor Roxanne Bruns said, "They think it's a fad and it's going to go away. It's not going to go away."

But Oakland traffic cops say it wasn't hard to discover that the whistle tips were never legal in the first place. By law, you can't alter a car beyond the auto manufacturer's original design. So police are tracking down violators.

Tamani Fontenette got busted. He didn't install the whistle tip on his vehicle. He says he just bought the car.

By law, you can't alter a vehicle beyond the auto manufacturer's original design? Really? So by law, Rubicon Express, Borla, and a thousand other companies are selling illegal product? While I agree that the 'whistle tips' are plain stupid, I noticed the cars in the video were junkers...Rubb Bubb was several cans short of a six-pack as well...
Willis
July 21st, 2003, 20:48
I believe they are refering to exhaust design alteration. Here in WA, there are regulations that clearly state that no vehicle's exhaust be altered in a way that the noise level is increased. That said, I do not believe they enforce that law but in extreme cases. If they did, they'd be busy pulling over rice rockets all day long, not to mention every Hot Rod on the road, plus anything with a Flowmaster, or performance exhaust.

I'd bet this is getting enforced because of the annoying sound, and is obviously not a performance upgrade, it's noise in the name of noise. Who knows, the Mayor, Senator, or whatever probably has a neighbor who has them.

Steve
Yucca-Man
July 21st, 2003, 22:51
Yeah, but it's just more poor reporting on the part of KRON to make a stupid statement like that.

Jim
Phil
November 28th, 2006, 11:17
BTT. Do you have any reinforcement plates in stock? Or perhaps just a crack eliminator kit?
RichP
November 28th, 2006, 11:23
Haha! That's great :D

But more importantly: Where did you get that Rubbermaid tub?!?! I've been looking all over for those things... Lowes, HD, Walmart, Target... no luck :(

Got 4 of them 1 small, two medium and 1 big enough to store a body in provided you break the legs...


Just noticed, time for a 'bring out your dead'...
vetteboy
November 30th, 2006, 09:28
Damn. Wish I had seen this product a few months ago before mine failed completely. Thing just broke right in half.

http://www.phatserver.net/~chris/XJbuild/070206/during.JPG
Skullver
November 30th, 2006, 09:38
Damn. Wish I had seen this product a few months ago before mine failed completely. Thing just broke right in half.


what is it with these things? Similiar thing happened to me:)
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a230/skullver/bareXJ.jpg
karstic
November 30th, 2006, 09:41
Damn. Wish I had seen this product a few months ago before mine failed completely. Thing just broke right in half.

http://www.phatserver.net/~chris/XJbuild/070206/during.JPG

I don't know whats funnier. That you replied with this pic or that you sawzalled right through the headliner?
ricot83
November 30th, 2006, 09:47
sawzall through rubber. but on a really really reallly serious note, I was in the process of fabricating a bra eliminator kit and failed miserably can anyone fab one of these up for me?>
Root Moose
November 30th, 2006, 10:33
I don't know whats funnier. That you replied with this pic or that you sawzalled right through the headliner?
Hey, why not? He's just gonna trim it later anyway.

At least he didn't cut it with a torch.