drifto77
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- Location
- Sherman,TX.
Only in San Diego
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000.00 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with that money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, " I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000.00 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with that money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, " I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
