Set your meter to ohms and touch the ground side of the battery to your engine block and then your ground strap on your firewall. I just did mine and I got 0 OHMS at both checkpoints.
Are you using a digital or analog meter?
After re-reading all the post, I am inclined to believe you have a shorted wire somewheres between your TCU and the transmission.
I would start with the connection that lawsoncl mentioned (squarish plug) in the engine compartment at the firewall to the transmission.
You could have a melted wire or something of that nature.
I'm no electrical guru by any means, but if you are getting a reading of 0 ohms at the square plug mentioned (with it disconnected), to me that points to shorted wire(s) from that plug to the tranmission or TCU (depending which end of the plug you test).
If you can verify that the wires are good....then you just might need to drop your transmission pan and check the solenoids that way.