The Pinko Left Joke Thread

[SCW]

My take on the joke was that anyone who still identified themselves as an ethnic minority were the ones who are too lazy to work. Those who consider themselves "American" are at work.

But then I have not served in any military branch, so I am unqualified to tell or understand jokes in this thread. Fortunately the left is here to tell me what to think.

 

[motorcityxj]

My take on the joke was that anyone who still identified themselves as an ethnic minority were the ones who are too lazy to work. Those who consider themselves "American" are at work.

But then I have not served in any military branch, so I am unqualified to tell or understand jokes in this thread. Fortunately the left is here to tell me what to think.

:shhh:

Jesse Jackson got out of the shower and was drying off
when he
looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the
neck up to the top of his head. In sheer panic and
fearing he was turning white and might have to
start working for a living, he called his doctor and
told him of his problem.
The doctor advised him to come to his office
immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a
concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Jesse, and told
him to drink it all. Jesse drank the concoction,
burped and replied, "God, that tasted like bull shit!"


The doctor replied, "It was, Jesse. You were a quart low."

 

[motorcityxj]

You know, I was enjoying this read until I got to this post.

I think it's rather stupid and bigoted. It implies that anyone with an ethnic background or born out side of the U.S. isn't American. . . . That's bullshit. Try thinking before you type something next time.

its just a joke. Its like a picture, it is ONE SITUATION designed to be funny. Does a picture of washington crossing the delaware show that only white man can lead?

How about grant woods painting

this picture by your logic shows ALL white people are hard working so much som they can't have fun and smile for a picture, and arent civilized or dignified enough to leave a pitch fork in the barn. Ignorant whitey probably brings that pitch for to bed with him and to church.

Any joke that encompased EVERY possible scenario of immigrant lifestyle would be longer than a set of encylopedias and NOT BE FUNNY.

dude get off your high horse

Lastly your someone "with an ethnic background" comment offended me. Not if anyone else said it (i am not easily offended), but now knowing your opinions on a few things it offended me YOU said it. What exactly are you implying ? That white folks dont have an ethnic back ground? Or are you saying that white are one thing, and others are "ethnic". At any rate sounds harsh and unfair generalization from someone who no doubt imagines them self very fair and respectful.

Try to think of it as people are what they lable themselves. And it was the prefix or hypenated "american" label that was holding these folks back in the joke, the lack of english reading writing and speaking skills, and not embracing america. I am a italian (1/4) belgian (1/4) argentinian (1/8), and also scotch, english, german, canadian, and welsh. I do not consider my self anything but American.

 

[Big_Ben]

I agree with motorcityxj. These are only jokes, dont take them seriously. I live in the U district in seattle and I listen to jokes from the other side all the time. I've learned to not take it seriously

 

[ZomBrady]

its just a joke. Its like a picture, it is ONE SITUATION designed to be funny. Does a picture of washington crossing the delaware show that only white man can lead?

Well, until about fifty years ago, it was assumed that a black man was unfit to lead our soldiers into battle. That idea didn't shift for many years after the military was integrated. And there are plenty of people that still feel that way, but we both know that idea is ridiculous. . . .

How about grant woods painting

this picture by your logic shows ALL white people are hard working so much som they can't have fun and smile for a picture, and arent civilized or dignified enough to leave a pitch fork in the barn. Ignorant whitey probably brings that pitch for to bed with him and to church.

I'm not an art critic, but I'm sure that that painting will speak to me differently than some of my friends simply because I grew up much differently.

Any joke that encompased EVERY possible scenario of immigrant lifestyle would be longer than a set of encylopedias and NOT BE FUNNY.

Sure I agree with you. The caveat here is that there's a difference between derogatory and ones that pokes fun of our 'differences'. I'm fine with something that pokes fun of me, I'm not fine with something that implies that I, any of my family or any other legal immigrant are doing nothing more that taking advantage of the good fortune to be in this country.

Lastly your someone "with an ethnic background" comment offended me. Not if anyone else said it (i am not easily offended), but now knowing your opinions on a few things it offended me YOU said it. What exactly are you implying ? That white folks dont have an ethnic back ground? Or are you saying that white are one thing, and others are "ethnic". At any rate sounds harsh and unfair generalization from someone who no doubt imagines them self very fair and respectful.

Try to think of it as people are what they lable themselves. And it was the prefix or hypenated "american" label that was holding these folks back in the joke, the lack of english reading writing and speaking skills, and not embracing america. I am a italian (1/4) belgian (1/4) argentinian (1/8), and also scotch, english, german, canadian, and welsh. I do not consider my self anything but American.

Good. I'm glad I offended you. Shows that you're thinking about it.

All others are judged against the majority. The majority of Americans are of a Western European decent, it's the norm. What do you judge the norm against? The largest influence on our society has been western European. It's just the way it is.

You ask me what I'm implying, I'm implying that we judge and form our opinions of others by the experiences we have of living with in this society. That's all.

You make mention to people labeling themselves(I think you might want to re-read the joke a bit more closely), jokes like this aren't people labeling themselves. It's the joke that is labeling them. That's what irritates me.

 

[Beej]

Well this thread's going somewhere now...

 

[Sniggs]

Wow Back on topic!!

If you listened to Thursday night's Old Fart Radio, you would have heard this:

***
A man went to the doctor because he had a problem with his
penis dripping after had urinated.

The doctor said, "No problem, we can fix that for you. It is
really a simple procedure. We just graft a piece of skin from
your nose onto your penis and it will take care of the problem."

After the operation, the guy went to the washroom to see if
the operation worked. He peed, shook and waited. Suddenly a
small drip began to form and he thought to himself, it didn't
work! Then all of a sudden he heard "sniffff" and it was gone.

***

:laugh: :roflmao: :music:

SBK Radio ::: It Owns Yer face

 

[ECKSJAY]

Wow Back on topic!!

If you listened to Thursday night's Old Fart Radio, you would have heard this:

That's not on topic. :doh: That was just a bad joke. :doh: :doh:

 

[dirtybird]

thats funny sniggs brad lighten up it was just a joke and damn funny ones at that in the opinon of a US CAV Trooper

 

[Bent]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."[/FONT]

 

[SCW]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy".[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course, then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."[/FONT]

Bent, that offends me. I hate the thought of useless air pollution, followed by a terrible streak of grease on the ground for some mexican to clean up.

 

[Bent]

"So, I was talking to this little girl, Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

Catherine replied - 'I would give houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine.

' I told her. 'You don't have to wait until you're President to help the homeless, you can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in my back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use toward a new house.'

Catherine (who was about 5) thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me seething, and Catherine replied, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop and you can just pay him the $5 dollars?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party'."

 

[ZomBrady]

Tim, I hate you. . . you had to revive this thread didn't you.. . .

 

[ehall]

What's the difference God and Barak Obama

























God doesn't think he's Barak Obama

 

[Stihl029]

"So, I was talking to this little girl, Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

Catherine replied - 'I would give houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine.

' I told her. 'You don't have to wait until you're President to help the homeless, you can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in my back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use toward a new house.'

Catherine (who was about 5) thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me seething, and Catherine replied, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop and you can just pay him the $5 dollars?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party'."

Very Nice

 

[JNickel101]

"So, I was talking to this little girl, Catherine, the daughter of some friends, and she said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'

Catherine replied - 'I would give houses to all the homeless people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine.

' I told her. 'You don't have to wait until you're President to help the homeless, you can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in my back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use toward a new house.'

Catherine (who was about 5) thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me seething, and Catherine replied, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop and you can just pay him the $5 dollars?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party'."

Very nice x2

 

[JNickel101]

(Sorry Brady, it's just too funny...)

 

[ZomBrady]

(Sorry Brady, it's just too funny...)

Screw off or I'll start a global warming thread!

I have no excuse for being such an asshat in this thread, but atleast I learned from it.

 

[JNickel101]

:thumbup: I'm guilty of it too....I'm trying to learn as well...

Global what?

 

[90Blue_XJ]

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Goodbye, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Goodbye, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Goodbye, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning