NAXJA Forums -::- North American XJ Association  

Go Back   NAXJA Forums -::- North American XJ Association > Land Use / Off Topic and other Forums > Non-Tech / Off Topic
HOME Member FAQ Sponsor Info Rules Bylaws E-Mail

Non-Tech / Off Topic The popular Non-Tech Forum. NO SPAM at all. Period.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rate Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old June 25th, 2005, 23:21
XJ_ranger's Avatar
XJ_ranger XJ_ranger is offline
NAXJA Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Port Orchard, WA
Posts: 10,920
Talking i liked this one... George Carlan

here - ill offende eyeryone:

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not
some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb over
who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.


I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better
do it in English.


I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield
for unpopular opinions or actions.


I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if
your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass
through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.


I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.

My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.


I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing
about it.


I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those
experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?


I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt,
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks
and neither have you, so shut up already.


I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend
Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money.
And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.


I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
you're running from them.


I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you
are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.


I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I
don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful
nation the world for the next four years.


I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to
sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to
their cause. These people should be targets.


I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your
license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride
the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.


I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it
takes two parents.


I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but
please don't pretend they are a political statement.


I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world to
believe otherwise.


I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and
it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are
President of the United States.


If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you too are a BAD American please forward this.
__________________
Nothing in Moderation . . .. . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . competitor #91 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Ride Racing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan C. View Post
As if the program is running with some high level of integrity and only the best of the best win.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old June 25th, 2005, 23:50
87CherokeeChief's Avatar
87CherokeeChief 87CherokeeChief is offline
NAXJA Forum User
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Sacramental
Posts: 455
Re: i liked this one... George Carlan

Oh man, his stand up is HILARIOUS. I love that guy.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old June 26th, 2005, 00:40
nhrocker's Avatar
nhrocker nhrocker is offline
Jackstand wheeler
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Claremont, NH
Posts: 1,794
Re: i liked this one... George Carlan

He is funny, and he makes some REALLY good points, too. I'm still hoping for a REAL tourist season...
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old June 26th, 2005, 08:03
Matthew Currie's Avatar
Matthew Currie Matthew Currie is offline
NAXJA Member #760
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Vermont, land of big clay
Posts: 7,014
Re: i liked this one... George Carlan

Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, if you appreciate that Carlin is usually at least somewhat funny) it isn't Carlin:

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm

I mean, whatever you think of the text, it's clearly very conservative, and pretty disingenuous as well, to say he's not angry, when practically every word of it is conspicuously angry and even violent. Do you really think George Carlin signs onto the neoconservative position on Global Warming, hates gays and Jesse Jackson, and would list John Wayne as one of his personal heroes?
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old June 26th, 2005, 10:23
nhrocker's Avatar
nhrocker nhrocker is offline
Jackstand wheeler
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Claremont, NH
Posts: 1,794
Re: i liked this one... George Carlan

Now that you mention it, it does seem against some of his usual views, and it isn't really his usual style of writing. I had figured it was someones paraphrased version of some of his work...
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old June 26th, 2005, 12:44
87CherokeeChief's Avatar
87CherokeeChief 87CherokeeChief is offline
NAXJA Forum User
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Sacramental
Posts: 455
Re: i liked this one... George Carlan

Oh well....his stand up still cracks me up....
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old June 26th, 2005, 12:57
XJ_ranger's Avatar
XJ_ranger XJ_ranger is offline
NAXJA Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Port Orchard, WA
Posts: 10,920
Talking Re: i liked this one... George Carlan

Quote:
Originally Posted by Matthew Currie
Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, if you appreciate that Carlin is usually at least somewhat funny) it isn't Carlin:

http://www.snopes.com/language/document/carlin.htm

I mean, whatever you think of the text, it's clearly very conservative, and pretty disingenuous as well, to say he's not angry, when practically every word of it is conspicuously angry and even violent. Do you really think George Carlin signs onto the neoconservative position on Global Warming, hates gays and Jesse Jackson, and would list John Wayne as one of his personal heroes?
good call - really i dont care who wrote it - i found it offencive and funny...
__________________
Nothing in Moderation . . .. . . . .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . competitor #91 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Ride Racing
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan C. View Post
As if the program is running with some high level of integrity and only the best of the best win.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old June 26th, 2005, 17:26
Scott Mac's Avatar
Scott Mac Scott Mac is offline
NAXJA Member #10
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Dunedin, FL
Posts: 1,633
Re: i liked this one... George Carlan

Quote:
Originally Posted by XJ_ranger
good call - really i dont care who wrote it - i found it offencive and funny...
www.dictionary.com

That is not Carlin. He's one of the biggest libs in the spot light.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old June 26th, 2005, 17:55
Beej's Avatar
Beej Beej is offline
NAXJA Forum User
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The Wet Coast of BC
Posts: 5,465
Re: i liked this one... George Carlan

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scott Mac.
www.dictionary.com

That is not Carlin. He's one of the biggest libs in the spot light.
X a billion
Anyone who knows Carlin's work would know he wouldn't spout that kind of fascist claptrap if you paid him a fortune...
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old June 26th, 2005, 18:07
DrMoab's Avatar
DrMoab DrMoab is offline
NAXJA Forum User
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Utah Backwater
Posts: 23,256
Re: i liked this one... George Carlan

I don't care who wrote it...I wish more people felt that way....The world would be a much happier healther place.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old June 26th, 2005, 18:44
Dirt's Avatar
Dirt Dirt is offline
NAXJA Forum User
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Fayetteville, AR
Posts: 1,358
Re: i liked this one... George Carlan

Quote:
Originally Posted by DrMoab
I don't care who wrote it...I wish more people felt that way....The world would be a much happier healther place.


amen to that
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
George Forman's B-day? Jes NorthWest Chapter 9 May 24th, 2005 20:04
Birthday spankings to George Foreman Beezil Non-Tech / Off Topic 7 May 11th, 2004 23:11


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 11:42.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
NAXJA and NAXJA logo's Copyright NAXJA. All content/images Copyright NAXJA 1999-2014