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Old October 25th, 2017, 07:26
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Apparently, or at least as far as I can recall, CRS leads to CFS.

Hmmm...thinking I'm still in it. Now where's my Metamucil?
AAADD

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first
But then I think,
since Im going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi Id been drinking.

Im going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I dont accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eyethey need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
Ive been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first Im going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
Ill be looking for the remote,
but I wont remember that its on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first Ill water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
the car isnt washed
the bills arent paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers dont have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I cant find the remote,
I cant find my glasses,
and I dont remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
Im really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
and Im really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and Ill try to get some help for it,
but first Ill check my e-mail.
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Old October 25th, 2017, 08:19
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In it cause I didn't read that ^


Way to long for old folks to sit down
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Old October 25th, 2017, 08:36
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I understand.

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Old October 25th, 2017, 17:25
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Re: UOB

... And the hose in the driveway was never turned off!
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Old October 28th, 2017, 07:57
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After a couple of days here, I made it.

Guess I am still in it.
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Old October 29th, 2017, 08:20
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Re: UOB

You can all just piss off. In it.
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Old October 29th, 2017, 13:44
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Re: UOB

Despite the rumors, I am still in it. And plan to be for the long haul.

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Old October 30th, 2017, 07:17
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I just love waking up on a Saturday morning every day.


Yes sir I am in it again.

More Saturdays for me.. Shit wait every day is a Saturday for me
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Old October 30th, 2017, 12:26
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Hah! still in it.
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Old October 31st, 2017, 07:47
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Got more U, less O, and a bigger B than the rest of you. In it.
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Old October 31st, 2017, 08:09
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Got more U, less O, and a bigger B than the rest of you. In it.
Just keep telling yourself that


in it

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Old October 31st, 2017, 12:36
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Some U, no O, and my B still works! :illegalflipoffsmiley:
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Old November 2nd, 2017, 08:26
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So Happy It's Thursday. Aw shit, still in it too.
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Old November 2nd, 2017, 08:30
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Still in it an dragging folks with me.



Falk you may enter the room of


What ever you old shit get in here
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Old November 2nd, 2017, 09:22
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Senility catching up with you there Scott?
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