Lifted from a site I belive was jeephumor
Lube was ment for Axles"
I wish your wife was this dirty
S.O.B. Slightly Over Built
got rice?...my jeep is hungry
My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes."
"Don't follow me...you won't make it."
"This Jeep is not an SUV...Your SUV is not a Jeep
don't follow too close , I throw stones
CAUTION: This bumper only costs $125.00 to replace
Its a Jeep Thing COPS don't understand !
I8ACIVIC
This jeep chucks U joints
Big Balls, Big Tires, Small Bank Account
If you can't stop in time...GO UNDER
I'm not leaking oil, I'm marking my territory
-They're not scratches, they are battle scars
-Jeeps drive better Dirty
-aerodynamically challenged
-follow me if you wanna get stuck
On the Front bumper: STEP OUT AND........MEET JESUS
CAUTION, Honda's May Exit From Under Rear Tires At Any Time. Do Not Follow Closely
If you can't stop, duck!
- Not responsible for damage done to tailgaters!
- If you can read this, it is already to late.
**CAUTION** THIS JEEP TURNS HEADS EXPECT LONG DELAYS
Nature, only viewable in a Jeep. Get off the path
Lowriders are for little boys that can't get it up!
WARNING: Jeep mistakes Hondas for speed bumps