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Old September 23rd, 2004, 13:54
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More of my 'family' wiped out,sheesh...

My dearest mayor Bright,
Man, they are dying like flies over there, that makes, I think, 75 piersons that have been killed on that road, must have been that BAD CURVE with the BLIND SPOT that I have had described to me the last 15 times by all you scumbags over there, but I could be wrong, about the road I mean.... you have my permission to take any inheritance and use it for road improvements and I think they had FOUR kids or mabye FIVE, after one loses so many it's hard to remember thru the grief one feels, better check the accident scene again for any extra bodies. If they were driving that nifty lambro 4wheel drive please find out how much shipped to 18330 if it was not too badly damaged.
Yours truly
RJ Pierson

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I am highly compelled upon strict recommendation, to write you this
very urgent and confidential letter.I do hope my letter will not embarrass

you since I had no previous correspondence with you.
I am sending this proposal with due sense of humanity
I am Barrister Mayor Bright Esq,a solicitor at law. I am the personal
attorney to Mr.John Pierson,a national of your
country,who used to work with Shell Petroleum
Development Company in Nigeria {SPDC}. on the 21st of
April 2002,my client,his wife and their three
children were involved in a car accident along
Sagamu/Lagos Express Road.

Unfortunately they all lost their lives in the event
of the accident,Since then i have made several
enquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my clients
extended relatives,this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several attempts, I decided to trace his
relatives over the internet to locate any member of
his family but to no avail, hence i contacted you.

I contacted you to assist in repartrating the money
and property left behind by my client before they get
confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank
where this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly,the
Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about
$7.5 U.S dollars {Seven Million Five Hundred
Thousand Dollars}.

Consequently,the bank issued me a notice to provide
the next of kin or have the account confiscated within
the next 15 official working days. Since i have been
unsuccesful in locating the relatives for over a year
now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of
kin to the deceased since you are from the same
country so that the proceeds of this account valued at
$7.5 million U.S dollars can be paid to you and then
you and me can share the money. 60% to me and 35% to
you,while 5% should be for expenses or tax as our
govrnment may require.

I have all necessary legal documents that can be used
to back up any claim we may make. All i require is
your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal
through. I guarantee that this will be executed under
a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by
my email or phone to enable us discuss further.

Yours Faithfully,

Barrister Mayor Bright Esq.
Legal Consultant/Notary Public

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Old September 23rd, 2004, 14:03
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Re: More of my 'family' wiped out,sheesh...

iam sorry to here about the 75th death in your family...dont worry iam sure you well have more deaths overseas soon...i think that was about the nicest thing i have ever seen some one do..donating all that money for there road god bless you and your family..||charles||
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