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Because of recent events...

GSequoia

GSequoia

Everyone says I'm a jerk.
NAXJA Member
Location
Torrance, CA
In light of recent events in the bicycle industry I feel we should modify the way we run our events. As we all know Avery Genosi (NAXJA Handle: Cracker) is and has been a member of the bicycle industry for quite some time. As has recently come to the countries attention all these bicyclists take performance enhancing drugs (commonly called doping) in order to achive any task they do.

So becuase of this I suggest we make avery take an industry approved drug test (Piss-in-a-cup) before any NAXJA event he takes part in. We do not want him to have an unfair advantage over the other NAXJA members.

Thank you and have a good day.
G. Sequoia Armstrong
 
Where can I get some "dope" for my Jeep. I want it to be able to conquer small mountains (Denali?), and run forever on less fuel without getting tired.
 
GSequoia said:
In light of recent events in the bicycle industry I feel we should modify the way we run our events. As we all know Avery Genosi (NAXJA Handle: Cracker) is and has been a member of the bicycle industry for quite some time. As has recently come to the countries attention all these bicyclists take performance enhancing drugs (commonly called doping) in order to achive any task they do.

So becuase of this I suggest we make avery take an industry approved drug test (Piss-in-a-cup) before any NAXJA event he takes part in. We do not want him to have an unfair advantage over the other NAXJA members.

Thank you and have a good day.
G. Sequoia Armstrong
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I don't do dope, but I am dope.....
 
I am afraid that this problem goes deeper than I previously thought:

At a recent event Mr. Genosi had an unfair advantage against other attendees. A particularly observant attendee who shall remain nameless noticed that Mr. Genosi was unusually alert and clear headed on the morning's run. After the day's events it was made clear that Mr. Genosi was the only attendee who was not under the influence of alcohol, hung-over, or otherwise mentally impaired. We will not stand for this kind of behavior
 
Make him piss in a cup. If the required trace amounts of alcohol aren't present, ban him from future events (Except those run in Colorado) and strip him of his den password.
 
So you say there actually ARE NAXJA events? And you have attended such events?






I call SPOBI! (do a Yahoo search for spobi and see what the 1st one is:D )


Having never seen nor participated in a NAXJA event myself, I'm calling for a commity to investigate the validity of these claims! :moon:
 
Now hold on a minute here. I, for one, would never let this person gain an unfair advantage. I see it as my personal duty to maintain a *level playing field*, so to speak.

I also find these accusations to be particularly troubling in light of my association with said individual. By insinuation, my reputation is being smeared by all of this. Do you really think I'd be caught dead... well, lets not answer that one. :D

So. Let me make this very clear.

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Thank you. :D

--ron
 
JohnX said:
Where can I get some "dope" for my Jeep.
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try crushing up a few viagra into the gas tank, ive heard it works wonders
 
Captain Ron said:
Now hold on a minute here. I, for one, would never let this person gain an unfair advantage. I see it as my personal duty to maintain a *level playing field*, so to speak.

I also find these accusations to be particularly troubling in light of my association with said individual. By insinuation, my reputation is being smeared by all of this. Do you really think I'd be caught dead... well, lets not answer that one. :D

So. Let me make this very clear.

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Thank you. :D

--ron
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I am sorry that I have offended you but I feel strongly about this issue and will not back down.

I do understand and have experianced your constant strive to level out the playing field. I can remember numorous occasions where you ahve done so (although the memories are always a little fuzzy around the edges...) and I do appreciate the effort.

I need coorabative witnesses for the photograph you posted up though as I have never known Mr. Genosi to consume alcoholic beverages, I do not know what, if anything, is in that can, and that girl is laughing so hard as to suggest this is a staged photograph.

I am not blaming nor accusing you of doing so, I am just interested in the facts about this serious charge.

I've realized that this problem is far more serious than I previously imagined. As such I will need help throughout this process. I have appointed Remi's snorkle as Testing Collection Point #1a. Whenever you are on a run please submit a test to this one and only approved testing location.

Step stools will be provided for those who cannot aim properly.

Thank you,
G. Sequoia Armstrong
 
Well, since you've already established the protocol... I do have a few questions though.

How soon till I can submit my sample?

I'm assuming collection will be open at M&G's and trail runs?

What's the chance of getting house calls?

Are samples going to be limited by volume, or can I submit a *complete* sample?

What if I miss?

TIA.

:D

--ron
 
Wherever the specialized collection device is you may submit a sample. House calls are possible but must be all requests must be submitted in Polish.

There is no limit to the amount of sample you may submit, in fact you are encouraged to submit as large a sample (and as frequently) as possible.

We have conviently supplied a "chicken mat" near the collection point if you shall miss. The sides of the collection unit are also covered in a conveniant textured coating to minimize slip and fall potential.
 
So let me get this straight.

Do your #1 in the tube
Do your #2 on the 'chicken mat'

Is that correct?
 
Captain Ron said:
Now hold on a minute here. I, for one, would never let this person gain an unfair advantage. I see it as my personal duty to maintain a *level playing field*, so to speak.

I also find these accusations to be particularly troubling in light of my association with said individual. By insinuation, my reputation is being smeared by all of this. Do you really think I'd be caught dead... well, lets not answer that one. :D

So. Let me make this very clear.

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Thank you. :D

--ron
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Who's that kid holding the beer? :dunno:
 
GSequoia said:
Cracker is actually old!
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Since when is 32 old :dunno:
 
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