Male Prayer vs Female Prayer

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ssjkakkarotx

NAXJA Forum User

Location

Forest City , Iowa

• Jul 22, 2006

• #1

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,!
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Amen.


MALE PRAYER


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ••••.

Amen

 

Menzenski

Formerly Mambeu

Location

Home: Ithaca, NY School: Albuquerque, NM

• Jul 22, 2006

• #2

Reminds me of the saying "a woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need".

 

CanMan

NAXJA Forum User

Location

Lake Tapps, WA

• Jul 22, 2006

• #3

ssjkakkarotx said:

MALE PRAYER


I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ••••.

Amen

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I think I herd Larry the Cable Guy or Ron White say that joke, but worded differently. I laugh everytime I hear it. :thumbup:

 

LBEXJ

NAXJA Member #721

Location

Parke County, Indiana

• Jul 23, 2006

• #4

12GaugeXJ said:

I think I herd Larry the Cable Guy or Ron White say that joke, but worded differently. I laugh everytime I hear it. :thumbup:

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I laugh every time I see or hear Ron White ... outstanding comedian/drunk.

Les