- Location
- Westminster, SoCal
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes
For some reason... I am suddendly very very worried