• Welcome to the new NAXJA Forum! If your password does not work, please use "Forgot your password?" link on the log-in page. Please feel free to reach out to [email protected] if we can provide any assistance.

Funniest bumper stickers you have ever seen?

I've got one of these on my locker at school.


Bush.jpg
 
Lifted from a site I belive was jeephumor




Lube was ment for Axles"
I wish your wife was this dirty
S.O.B. Slightly Over Built
got rice?...my jeep is hungry
My lug nuts require more torque than your Honda makes."
"Don't follow me...you won't make it."
"This Jeep is not an SUV...Your SUV is not a Jeep
don't follow too close , I throw stones
CAUTION: This bumper only costs $125.00 to replace
Its a Jeep Thing COPS don't understand !
I8ACIVIC
This jeep chucks U joints
Big Balls, Big Tires, Small Bank Account
If you can't stop in time...GO UNDER
I'm not leaking oil, I'm marking my territory
-They're not scratches, they are battle scars
-Jeeps drive better Dirty
-aerodynamically challenged
-follow me if you wanna get stuck
On the Front bumper: STEP OUT AND........MEET JESUS
CAUTION, Honda's May Exit From Under Rear Tires At Any Time. Do Not Follow Closely
If you can't stop, duck!
- Not responsible for damage done to tailgaters!
- If you can read this, it is already to late.
**CAUTION** THIS JEEP TURNS HEADS EXPECT LONG DELAYS
Nature, only viewable in a Jeep. Get off the path
Lowriders are for little boys that can't get it up!
WARNING: Jeep mistakes Hondas for speed bumps
 
The Right is wrong. The Left is stupid.

Does it count as an abortion if a Republican drops a bomb on a pregnant woman?

Whatever you believe, we do too. - Kerry/Edwards

Bipartisanship: I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass.

Bomb Texas, they have oil!

And my fave:

Liberals: One per day, one in possession.
 
hummersticker.jpg


my favorite
 
heres mine no one got it, only my friends with lifted trucks.

NO FAT CHICKS
THE BUMPER WILL SCRAPE

i think its funny
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

C
Raffle Winners
Replies
0
Views
2K
cj_mike
C
D
DIY Weld In Fender Flares
Replies
4
Views
145
Anak
Anak
macgyvr
What did you learn at Moab in 2023?
Replies
4
Views
674
markw
markw
W
Newbie with an XJ
Replies
9
Views
200
Wander Motor
W
Goose_XJ88
Required Equipment for Event Participation
Replies
8
Views
926
seanR
seanR
Back
Top