What I learned at CO Fest........

time2getdirty said:

9. Flores is shorter in person.

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XXXXin right

YELLAHEEP said:

2. No matter how cool the "Chuck Wagon" truck tent is..... the humidity still made my sleeping bed and pillow damp.

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Sure, blame the humidity. Don't deny you found my "dress" attractive.

xjboy said:

4. Crispy can really tickle that special spot behined the ear

4. Crispy can really tickle that special spot behind the rear

Fixed it for ya'



13. A everything bagel at midnight with turkey and cheese hits the spot!

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time2getdirty said:

1. Troy knows a lot of useful Spanish phrases.

Like "Que es eso en mi culo?"

5. Don't let SteveT use your bathroom, he likes to poop in the sink.

Only when commanded to by an attractive woman.

6. Herbie can still 'Rock it'.

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17. Just when you think you've packed enough J, pack more.

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- If zombies attack on Chinaman's, I want Dirty Matt to drive, I'll shoot.

- Mowing lawns for money...It's not just for 12 year olds.

- Welldone offers a dog sitting/stud service.

- A short shaft is better than a broke shaft.

- Seat covers are suprisingly warm and weather resistant.

- Many JZ's make for a mighty fine dance partner...and a might fine laxative.

- Wookies are noisier asleep, than when awake.

- The power of the cough-n-squat is under appreciated.

- I like Garrett so much I threw him a bone...at 40mph.

- Drunk and mildly con-cussed makes it difficult to navigate from the back seat at night.

- The speed limit on Hwy 24 should be 120mph. JohnJohn and I know it's safe.

- 4 out of 5 rigs I rode in broke.

- My rig gets excellent gas mileage whilst sitting in camp.

- Good natured vandal tp is of a much higher quality than Arrowhead tp. Just what is thinner than single ply?

- Led wants to be like Joe

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SteveT said:

- Many JZ's make for a mighty fine dance partner...and a might fine laxative.

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They also set up interesting photo ops.

Interesting how you look wasted, and I just look good.

You were out wheeling all day tho. We ran Chinamans early and got back to camp the begin the evening early!

But if you remeber correctly that was about 28 hours after we had returned from chinamans.

Ok so I started REALLY early!

HollisM16 said:

create burning toilet paper dances around a campfire?

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Aw chit, not again haha