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Winning the lottery!

G.Q. Jeeper

G.Q. Jeeper

NAXJA Forum User
Location
Yellowknife, NWT
Okay boys....

Tonight is a big lottery draw, $40,000,000million Canadian! (which is approx $32,000,000 US, the good thing about winning any prize money or prizes, is that in Canada there is no tax on ANY winning, you get to keep the lock stock and barrell! (even if you sell your home, you don't pay taxes on the value that you got for it, but unlike you guys who live in the US, we cannot deduct our mortgage payments from our taxes..oh well onto bigger and better things!

If I win, I am going to help the XJ community 3 ways

1st - Fly over to China and buy a 2005 XJ! and help import it to the US, then I will be giving it away to someone who is a member or forum member of NAXJA!

2nd - Give $25,000 in mods to a NAXJA forum member / member

3rd - Buy a used XJ in the US/Canada and give it away as well!

whatta think? that will be my gift to you guys!

its all good!

hope I win!

Jeff
 
1. Buy a few thousand acres of cheap land and create the ultimate XJ playground

2. If you import the XJ from China, get the super cherokee style, not the 2500- it looks better.
 
G.Q. Jeeper said:
1st - Fly over to China and buy a 2005 XJ! and help import it to the US, then I will be giving it away to someone who is a member or forum member of NAXJA!

2nd - Give $25,000 in mods to a NAXJA forum member / member

3rd - Buy a used XJ in the US/Canada and give it away as well!
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I'll take number two, next preference is number one.

Thanks, when should I expect my shipment?

:cheers:
 
=poor people retirement fund


by no means was i directing that at you btw
 
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sorry guys...... I lost! someone in Alberta won! oh well, what can you do eh?

anyone want to settle for a soggy 1994 XJ? some wet soggy Nikes, and a McDonalds meal, let me know....LOL

sorry, well theres always next week!

Jeff
 
G.Q. Jeeper said:
the good thing about winning any prize money or prizes, is that in Canada there is no tax on ANY winning, you get to keep the lock stock and barrell! (even if you sell your home, you don't pay taxes on the value that you got for it, but unlike you guys who live in the US, we cannot deduct our mortgage payments from our taxes..
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I guess you have to have SOME incentive to live in Canada!
 
ECKSJAY said:
Lottery = stupid people tax
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I thought that was casinos?
 
d10shun said:
I guess you have to have SOME incentive to live in Canada!
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More than you'd admit.

:D
 
GSequoia said:
I heard that you get free hookers and blow there?
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If that lets you sleep at night, sure!

:)
 
BCParker said:
Windsor= casino, full nudity, alcohol, and you only have to be 19

now if only the strippers had all their teeth...
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5 more drinks, and whats the difference?

LOL j/k! Lighten up!

who wants to come up here to go wheelin' with me?????? We do not have too much locally to impress the Fed Flinstone Rock Crawler crowd, however if you want to see my XJ doing its best at a Sheriff Rosco P Coltrane impersonation (falling in the pond) you are more than welcome!

LOL

Jeff
 
BCParker said:
now if only the strippers had all their teeth...
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not a fan of gummies?
 
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