- Location
- Port Orchard, WA
here - ill offende eyeryone:
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not
some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb over
who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better
do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield
for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if
your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass
through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing
about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those
experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt,
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks
and neither have you, so shut up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend
Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money.
And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you
are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I
don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful
nation the world for the next four years.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to
sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to
their cause. These people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your
license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride
the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it
takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but
please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world to
believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and
it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are
President of the United States.
If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you too are a BAD American please forward this.
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not
some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb over
who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better
do it in English.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield
for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if
your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass
through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled
Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing
about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those
experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt,
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks
and neither have you, so shut up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend
Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money.
And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if
you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you
are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I
don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful
nation the world for the next four years.
I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to
sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to
their cause. These people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your
license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride
the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it
takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but
please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world to
believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and
it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are
President of the United States.
If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you too are a BAD American please forward this.
